I got this in an e-mail from another member....it really is fun!

Dear Santa

Here I go again!

Ahhhhh....too cute~~~!

well my bail money is only 8 bucks, can I pass the hat???

I click write the letter and then okay and nothing happens from there! What am I doing wrong???

I don't know why it doesn't work, Jessica. I say try it again...

I've tried it 4 times Tonya so I give up now! I am at work so maybe it is something with the protection that we have on these computers?!?

Doesn't work for me either.

At least I'm not the only one!

Is that the trick here Tonya or what???

That was too funny! Loved it!

Well I wonder why it won't work for Loz and I???

Jessica, there's this:

print off a letter to santa

It's a topic I started a few years ago.....

I wonder if I can't see it because I'm on firefox?

Sorry Tonya did not work for me;-(

Loz,yours did..how cute! I did it and got a letter to print, and am sending to all my little friends:-)

The one that Tonya linked to is not to send for young'uns. It's for us big kids...



$9 bail money for me...

Dianna

My friend sent me that one of Tonyas last year...it was so funny--it's weird it's not showing up now though!

It's showing up for me!

Let's see if I can print it here and bleep out all the bad parts...


Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Angie's Office party. It was loz who spiked the punch with too much Beam and Pepsi. I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like armpit.

I thought it was funny when I put Angie's panties on my head and danced the jerk on the table while singing `"Love Stinks"'. I didn't mean to break loz's ******** and don't know why loz would accuse me of speeding.

I don't remember calling Rick's wife a **** cow---even though she looked like one with gray eye shadow and brown lipstick!

And when I threw up on Angie's husband's leg, it was only because I ate too much of that smoked salmon.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Avalanche through my neighbor's bathroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a ****** dog and have me arrested for disorderly conduct!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all ******* and *********. And I'm really not to blame for any of this freaky stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and ********** yours,
Cindy (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 9 bucks!

What of mine did you break?

Uhhh...I'll have to tell you in the lounge.....

Hey it worked with IE, just not firefox!

Cindy, I gotta PM you mine!

Holy Koogamooga, Loz!

I can see why you couldn't even post that one in the lounge!

Well I don't know, yours was good--it was just that one part of mine that was a little..ummm, risque!

That "one" part.....

Hey I didn't know it was gonna arrange the words that way!

You ought to PM that to Bill and see what he thinks about his sweet angelic hostess!

I don't think that he thinks I'm too angelic as it is..... Although I really am an angel!

I'd like to see that letter of yours Loz.

I believe you, Loz!


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Triss, you'd never think of me the same once you read it....gotta keep up my angelic appearance around here.

I can attest to that!

I know deep down inside there is a lil of -> in you!

You know how they say "you have a mouth like a sailor"? Well think of stuff about 10x worse than that and you have my letter to santa!

Cindy I drove my truck through my neighbors bathroom too!

I want to see Loz's letter!

I drove my ford through my neighbor's kitchen and my bail was 8 bucks.....I was singing Superfreak, tho!

i love madlibs!