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#139579 November 18th, 2006 at 02:37 AM
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I got this in an e-mail from another member....it really is fun! laugh laugh

Dear Santa

Here I go again! laugh laugh

#139580 November 18th, 2006 at 02:41 AM
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Ahhhhh....too cute~~~!

#139581 November 18th, 2006 at 02:51 AM
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well my bail money is only 8 bucks, can I pass the hat??? [Linked Image]

#139582 November 18th, 2006 at 02:58 AM
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I click write the letter and then okay and nothing happens from there! What am I doing wrong??? Duh

#139583 November 18th, 2006 at 03:10 AM
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I don't know why it doesn't work, Jessica. Duh I say try it again...

#139584 November 18th, 2006 at 03:14 AM
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I've tried it 4 times Tonya so I give up now! Duh laugh I am at work so maybe it is something with the protection that we have on these computers?!? Duh

#139585 November 18th, 2006 at 03:20 AM
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Doesn't work for me either. perpl

#139586 November 18th, 2006 at 03:28 AM
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At least I'm not the only one!

Is that the trick here Tonya or what??? laugh laugh

#139587 November 18th, 2006 at 05:26 AM
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That was too funny! Loved it!

#139588 November 18th, 2006 at 06:00 AM
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Well I wonder why it won't work for Loz and I??? Duh

#139589 November 18th, 2006 at 06:07 AM
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Jessica, there's this:

print off a letter to santa

It's a topic I started a few years ago.....

I wonder if I can't see it because I'm on firefox?

#139590 November 18th, 2006 at 07:54 AM
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Sorry Tonya did not work for me;-(

Loz,yours did..how cute! I did it and got a letter to print, and am sending to all my little friends:-)

#139591 November 18th, 2006 at 09:18 AM
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The one that Tonya linked to is not to send for young'uns. It's for us big kids...

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$9 bail money for me...

Dianna

#139592 November 18th, 2006 at 09:23 AM
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My friend sent me that one of Tonyas last year...it was so funny--it's weird it's not showing up now though!

#139593 November 18th, 2006 at 09:44 AM
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It's showing up for me! shk

Let's see if I can print it here and bleep out all the bad parts...


Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Angie's Office party. It was loz who spiked the punch with too much Beam and Pepsi. I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like armpit.

I thought it was funny when I put Angie's panties on my head and danced the jerk on the table while singing `"Love Stinks"'. I didn't mean to break loz's ******** and don't know why loz would accuse me of speeding.

I don't remember calling Rick's wife a **** cow---even though she looked like one with gray eye shadow and brown lipstick!

And when I threw up on Angie's husband's leg, it was only because I ate too much of that smoked salmon.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Avalanche through my neighbor's bathroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a ****** dog and have me arrested for disorderly conduct!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all ******* and *********. And I'm really not to blame for any of this freaky stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and ********** yours,
Cindy (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 9 bucks!

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I didn't mean to break loz's ******** and don't know why loz would accuse me of speeding.
What of mine did you break? shk laugh

#139595 November 18th, 2006 at 10:11 AM
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Uhhh...I'll have to tell you in the lounge..... shocked lala

#139596 November 18th, 2006 at 10:12 AM
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Hey it worked with IE, just not firefox! thumbup

Cindy, I gotta PM you mine! lala

#139597 November 18th, 2006 at 10:15 AM
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Holy Koogamooga, Loz!

I can see why you couldn't even post that one in the lounge! thumbup laugh lala

#139598 November 18th, 2006 at 10:24 AM
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laugh Well I don't know, yours was good--it was just that one part of mine that was a little..ummm, risque! laugh

#139599 November 18th, 2006 at 10:28 AM
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That "one" part..... lala

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Hey I didn't know it was gonna arrange the words that way! laugh

#139601 November 18th, 2006 at 10:35 AM
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You ought to PM that to Bill and see what he thinks about his sweet angelic hostess!
laugh p shk lala

#139602 November 18th, 2006 at 10:36 AM
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I don't think that he thinks I'm too angelic as it is..... laugh Although I really am an angel! grinnnn

#139603 November 18th, 2006 at 10:39 AM
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I'd like to see that letter of yours Loz.

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