So my attitude, Ya think be lack'n?
but ON my chickens, he was a snack'n
Since dozens of my chickens, were fresh for his pick'in
Now the gators the one that I call finger lick'in!
Gator bags, Gator boots, Gator shoes, Gator loffies
My Taxidermist made his head into a trophy!
{Mater starts the background music to this sing-a-long}
{Pirate style sing-a-long}
Come one come all, there's lots of shade in the yard
And Jayhawk do us all a favor, since you are the wild card!
Swing over, grab ole Cindy so she won't be having a fit
I'll pick up some Jimmy Beam and a great big medical kit!
Now all my Garden friends will see this gator's finger lick'in
"I'll be darned" yall will say "It taste just like a chicken!"
So come all ye this lil' house, Come all friends from far and wide
I'll be grilling up this gator serving grilled veggies on the side.
Weezie stop to pick up Loz, tell her I have a PS2
Jiffy, with that bike you got you can have a roadtrip too!
Patty, Triss, and Bill, looks like a plane is what will get you here
I'll pick you up at Charlotte airport then we'll stop to get the beer!
Now all my Garden friends will see this gator's finger lick'in
"I'll be darned" yall will say "It taste just like a chicken!"
So come all ye this lil' house, Come all friends from far and wide
I'll be grilling up this gator serving grilled veggies on the side.
Angel, Tonya, Chenno, Penny......Gmom, Merme, Jimmy, Wrennie!
pepper,
spring, Harley and Karrie.....My ole place will soon be Scary!!!
Patches, John, Princess, Christina, If I missed your name, I didn't mean'ta {hold the high note}
{Now sing it with me}
Now all my Garden friends will see this gator's finger lick'in
"I'll be darned" yall will say "It taste just like a chicken!"
So come all ye this lil' house, Come all friends from far and wide
I'll be grilling up this gator serving grilled veggies on the side.
So swing over and grab ole Cindy so she won't be having a fit
I'll pick up some Jimmy Beam, and I have got the medical kit!
So come all ye this lil' house, Come on friends from far and wide
I'll be grilling up this gator serving grilled veggies on the side.
"I'll be darned" yall will say "It taste just like a chicken!"
Now all my friends will see that this gator's finger lick'in
"I'll be darned" ya'all will say "It taste just like...........{hold the high note}
A darned ole CHICKENNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!"
I hope you had as much fun reading it as I had writing it.
{scratching my head}
There must have been something in my coffee this morning.....
{scratching my head}