A Gardeners Forum Forums Members History Forum Life 2006 V and Gmom made it to Cindys!!! Let the Party begin!!! Part 3

I have managed to avoid jail this long Bill, I think you will be safe with me!

I've never been in jail, either, Bill, except for as a juvenile runaway. So you'd be safe with me, too! Wanna swing by Maine en route to KY?

It wouldn't be THAT far out of the way, right?



Merme

Well...
in that case, I'm on the way to Maine so I'll come along too, and I've not been in jail either!

Good they made it finally. Bill I'm here if you need me to help you with these wild cats Seems they are ganging up on you. Did Vanessa really miss the bus or was she thrown off?

The Garden Helper Cross bar Convention I can see the headlines now!!!

Just glad to hear they are safe at Cindy's and Kentucky so far hasn't called out the National gaurd. Sorry I wasn't here when thye arrived but attending to funeral things. Wont be on tomorrow at all.

I've never been in jail either... thats why I should stay outta KY...
Think about it a minute...
An epic road trip across the country collecting dozens of people as we cruise along, culminating at the London PD where we bail out the GF cheer team, who by now have sat in the greybar hotel for a week, patiently waiting to be rescued... and are very ready for a glass of ice cold Hornitorita and full resumption of the interrupted party.... and of course the party will become WAYYYYY wilder with the hundred or so members who have shown up for support, and now led on by the three newly released crazy ladies with an unlimited supply of Hornitos, JB, JD and zinfansomething....

Now think back about some of those friday night banter partys and how crazy they get and try to imagine the reality of the "Collapse of Kentucky" party..... at least a few of us would lose the ability to say "I've never been in jail" before the party ended...

Pretty safe bet there I think... I don't wanna go to jail!!!

Its all Cindy's fault!!! :p

I've never been to jail either....although I was chased once by a cop and outran him, and I did sit in the PD one night for hours talking myself out of getting into trouble!

I've never gone to jail either... went to bail someone else out, but never been in trouble... LOL

I *think* I would be safe... LOL

So sorry...we just now had a chance to eat the first bite we've had today, and open our presents.
(Had to do some stuff for Rachel)

I haven't even read through this topic yet.

But...pictures are uploading right now.

I was just reading and thinking about their party and how fun it would be to be there.
Suddenly a chill ran down my spine when I remembered the old legends about Cindy keeping me tied up in her basement......
and Karen is there..... no doubt that she has a whip or two in her suitcase!
Does Nessa carry her cooking cutlery in case she gets the urge to whip up some delicasy?
I already know that Hellhound would be chewing on me....
that leaves Lola... Darn, I wish I had mailed her box of SpongeBob Cheesits when I was supposed to....

I'm really not sure how safe I would be if the Trio got me cornered while under the effects of Horney Toes.

After a thorough re-thinking I'll enjoy their party a lot more from right here!

I pet Hellhound ...and lived!

I'm pretty sure that they wouldn't put us in jail...

Drum roll please........


Time to start the party!

Bill! Smart man!!

Here I've been gone for 2 1/2 hours & FINALLY A pic appears, just before I got back here! I'm glad I was burning steam off somewhere else, or I wouldn't have any fingernails left & I'd be out of cigarettes!

Girls, since you've offered up the "We're here" toast & have the bottle(s) open, if you don't mind we'd like to see some "before & after" pics... (maybe even LOTS of "during" ones too!)

We've been busy running around so it took a while to get the pics up....sorry ya'll...

Hey Bill....the screws were great but where are the brass balls?

Were you able to finish writing your theme song while on the road trip?

We plan on working on it this weekend

OMG, and we have pictures!

So what was V thinking when she saw you 2 crazy nuns coming for her?

You are now officially a member of the extremely elite group of women who ever got a screw from the one and only Wild Willy! It made ya smile... didn't it? A lil giggle? Huh?

She said that she was very grateful to have holy women coming for her

Alot'o giggle

I'm amazed lightning didn't strike you both in those outfits!

So what did you all have to eat???

Let me guess....Tuna??? Salmon?????

Waiting fruitlessly for Vanessa....



I spent an hour wandering around the Knoxville station in this getup!

We thought about that....especially when we asked for directions from a landscaper and asked the lord to bless his bushes

Taco Bell

Love the pics! Looks like so much fun. I'd risk jailtime for it if I could!