*20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity* - March 22nd, 2007 at 07:13 PM
*20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity*
/1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a
Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. /
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/ 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice./
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/ 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries
with that./
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/ 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." /
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/ 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks.// //Once/
/Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso./
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// 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling
Diamonds" //
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// 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." //
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// 8. Don t use any punctuation//
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// 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.//
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// 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.//
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// 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."//
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// 12. Sing Along At The Opera//
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// 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme //
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// 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical
Sounds All Day.//
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// 15. /
/Five// //Days In Advance//, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
Party Because You're Not In The Mood.//
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// 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock
Bottom.//
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// 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" //
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// 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,
Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're// //Loose!!" //
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// 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going
To Have To Let One Of You Go." //
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// 20. And The //Final Way// To Keep A Healthy Level Of
Insanity.......Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.// //
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/**/ It's Called/**/ /*
*/Therapy./*
/1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a
Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. /
/
/
/ 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice./
/
/
/ 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries
with that./
/
/
/ 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." /
/
/
/ 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks.// //Once/
/Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso./
/
// 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling
Diamonds" //
//
// 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." //
//
// 8. Don t use any punctuation//
//
// 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.//
//
// 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.//
//
// 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."//
//
// 12. Sing Along At The Opera//
//
// 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme //
//
// 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical
Sounds All Day.//
//
// 15. /
/Five// //Days In Advance//, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
Party Because You're Not In The Mood.//
//
// 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock
Bottom.//
//
// 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" //
//
// 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,
Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're// //Loose!!" //
//
// 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going
To Have To Let One Of You Go." //
//
// 20. And The //Final Way// To Keep A Healthy Level Of
Insanity.......Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.// //
/*/
/**/ It's Called/**/ /*
*/Therapy./*
