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*20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity* #169704
March 22nd, 2007 at 07:13 PM
March 22nd, 2007 at 07:13 PM
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*20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity*


/1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a
Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. /

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/ 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice./

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/ 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries
with that./

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/ 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." /

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/ 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks.// //Once/


/Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso./

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// 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling
Diamonds" //
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// 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." //
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// 8. Don t use any punctuation//
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// 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.//
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// 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.//
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// 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."//
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// 12. Sing Along At The Opera//
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// 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme //
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// 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical
Sounds All Day.//
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// 15. /
/Five// //Days In Advance//, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
Party Because You're Not In The Mood.//
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// 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock
Bottom.//
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// 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" //
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// 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,
Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're// //Loose!!" //
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// 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going
To Have To Let One Of You Go." //
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// 20. And The //Final Way// To Keep A Healthy Level Of
Insanity.......Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.// //
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/**/ It's Called/**/ /*
*/Therapy./*

Re: *20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity* #169705
March 22nd, 2007 at 08:07 PM
March 22nd, 2007 at 08:07 PM
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Washington, the state that is....
laugh laugh laugh

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

Love this one!!


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Re: *20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity* #169706
March 22nd, 2007 at 08:45 PM
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I like 3 and 5 and 11....I might do 11 next time I go through the drive thru! laugh

Re: *20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity* #169707
March 22nd, 2007 at 11:00 PM
March 22nd, 2007 at 11:00 PM
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Sad thing is...I do most of these things. shocked laugh

...except my wrestling name isn't "Rock Bottom"...
.....it's "Round Bottom"! shk laugh


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Re: *20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity* #169708
March 22nd, 2007 at 11:03 PM
March 22nd, 2007 at 11:03 PM
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I thought those were all so funny especially #3. This does put a smile on your face...lol


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Re: *20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity* #169709
March 22nd, 2007 at 11:05 PM
March 22nd, 2007 at 11:05 PM
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hahaha...Thanks needed a smile;-)


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Re: *20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity* #169710
March 23rd, 2007 at 09:59 PM
March 23rd, 2007 at 09:59 PM
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This was good, Wrennie! I loved it!


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