Kamokazi Hummingbirds - March 16th, 2007 at 09:19 PM
This might be a bit off topic but last year we had about 5 hummingbirds here. I kept telling my grandma about these crazy hummingbirds that kept attacking me. She thought I was nuts. Then one day I was on the phone outside and she asked what all the buzzing was - it was those stupid birds - they'd buzz my nose - one practically got stuck in my hair - one bounced off my forehead. I was almost to the point that I was afraid to go outside - these birds had it out for me. I went to my grandma's and she asked me what I was wearing - I had on Cherry Blossom lotion from Bath & Body - she said that's why I was getting attacked. Well - being the smart one I am - I changed lotions - to Gardenia Let me tell you it got worse. I finally stopped wearing lotions. Everyone got a big kick out of me getting attacked. They weren't the ones getting pinged every time they turned around. Anyhow - just thought my stupidity would make someone laugh...