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It is almost midnight
and no ones in sight
So quite,not even a peep
I should pack it in and go to sleep

The moon shines bright
A lunar delight
On a night dark and deep
Where sweet dreams may creep.

And a star shines bright
In the dark, still night.

The wind's easy sweep
Dries the tears that I weep

I've cried over you for far too long,
I will promise myself to always be strong,

For you took my heart and soul
our love has taken too big of a toll
on my spirt and my mind
I need someone that's kind.

OH,Loz the mind
Such a strange one in kind
The older we get
The more we forget...

There are times I forget, yes I do
exactly where I left my other shoe
Was it here or there or in the hall?
I wish it would answer when I call!

I couldn't answer if I tried
Can't you see my tongue is tied.

Oh you poor gal, what's the matter?

I guess that makes it hard to chatter

But shoes should answer
When we call,
For they have tongues
After all!!

those with tongues also have strings

while loafers have no such things

those with tongues can get tied

while lazy loafers slip and slide

I like the flip flop kind, I do
It is my favorite kind of shoe
Easy off, and easy on
Step in and go
Life moves on..

Moving always to and fro
Sometimes fast , sometimes slow
with shoes off or with shoes on
or even barefoot on the lawn

The grass underfoot felt all to fine
Then I found a doggy landmine
I pissed and moaned, and had to yell
Now my feet did truly smell

I searched the yard, found another surprise
scooped it up, now drawing flies
At the neighbors house, I took aim and flung
landed on a window and there it clung

It clung and then began to slide
And left a streak a mile wide
I laughed so hard I fell to the ground
Oh no! Another one I've found!

the neighbor saw me hit the ground
now he's laughing at the mound I found
I stood right up - redeemed my pride
this o' neighbor was fit to be tied
he yelled at me to clean his glass
I politely pointed to my

My Sister called me and made me write that , I want to go to KY in a month so I had to do what she said!! :rolleyes:

(Good one!! I'll take it and run)


As I'm bent over pointing with my first finger
my toes are still squishy they start to linger
I turned and looked back, HE HAD A SHOTGUN!!!
my feet slipped and slid, I COULD NOT RUN!!!
His aim was true, he pulled the hair trigger
my butt is real sore, now swelling much bigger
I can stand but not sit, bird shot was the reason
I'm lucky he wasn't loaded for the coming deer season

Now he walks his dog daily just for the fun
and raises his hand telling 'me' I'm #1
I learned one hard lesson, don't retaliate in anger
Planning your attacks keeps your butt out of danger
He won the first round but I got him later
Lemme tell you about that 8 foot gator