The Perfect Husband:
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man
engages the hands free speaker-function begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello?"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this
beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000 Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, .go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "Great, thank you. I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership
and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ...
The house I wanted last year is back on the market.
They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000.
They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50
thousand. If it's really a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye, honey, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker
room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
He smiles and asks:
"Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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