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#149670 February 15th, 2006 at 11:41 AM
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Italian tomato garden:

An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.
Love Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Not for nothing, but don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.
Love Vinny

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love Vinny

#149671 February 15th, 2006 at 11:43 AM
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I LOVE that Joke!!!!!! MY mother used to tell that one ALL the time!

#149672 February 15th, 2006 at 11:46 AM
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I never heard it before. I loved it too. I'm going to copy and share.

#149673 February 15th, 2006 at 12:05 PM
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laugh laugh laugh laugh thanks soooo much for sharing that...haven't heard that one in a while laugh

#149674 February 15th, 2006 at 12:08 PM
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laugh laugh laugh

Now that is creative thinking!

#149675 February 16th, 2006 at 01:32 AM
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Love that joke! A very good one!

#149676 February 16th, 2006 at 07:18 AM
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I love that joke too. It is soooooo perfect.


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