MY SIL just sent this to me...
The Bathtub
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this
should help get you started:
The Bathtub
During a visit to the mental institution, a visitor asked the Director what
the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be
institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then
we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her
to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket
because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a
room with or without a view?"
Ya'll see if you can get a room next to me.
