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#137324 January 21st, 2006 at 02:35 AM
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I put this in Area 51 to start with . But since it is clean I wanted all my friends to see this.

Cleaning Poem

I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'putering',
And I had to answer "yes."

He told me to get off my fanny
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my work...
I didn't mean to 'click.'

But click, I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site
That I got SO way into...
I was into it all night.<<Sigh>>

Nothing's changed except my mouse
It's very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess...
While I sit here on my hiney.
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Jimmy

#137325 January 21st, 2006 at 02:40 AM
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But click, I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site
That I got SO way into...
I was into it all night.<<Sigh>>
...the Garden Helper forum!

This place keeps me from getting anything done. laugh

#137326 January 21st, 2006 at 04:13 AM
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I love it, Jimmy. And I stole the graphic, too!
~Tina

#137327 January 21st, 2006 at 04:16 AM
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And here's one for you. Every time I see this one, I think of you.
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~Tina

#137328 January 21st, 2006 at 05:20 AM
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But click, I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site
That I got SO way into...
I was into it all night.<<Sigh>>
...the Garden Helper forum!

This place keeps me from getting anything done. laugh
<b>DON'T I KNOW THAT ONE shocked Duh thumbup

#137329 January 21st, 2006 at 10:23 AM
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Great poem Jimmy!

#137330 January 21st, 2006 at 10:43 AM
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JV, that is so cute.

#137331 January 22nd, 2006 at 03:29 AM
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wahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#137332 January 22nd, 2006 at 12:06 PM
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This place keeps me from getting anything done.
And then when you MAKE yourself go do something ...all you can think of is...man..I'm going to have 3 coffee houses to CATCH UP ON..WHAAAAAAAA eek

but, I;m glad when my mouse id shiney! thumbup

~V~

#137333 January 23rd, 2006 at 10:16 AM
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Tina my hat has a turkey feather on one side and an Eagle feather on the other sied of the brim. Then I have a Doe Belly Grey Stetson with a Diamond back Rattler skin band I made from a snake that tried to bite me.
Jimmy


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