For Cindy...
Sung to the music of "Gilligan's Isle"...
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful trip
That started out while Googling
To find a gardening tip.
The mate was an afgrey parrot,
Lola was her name,
When Cindy surfed that fateful day
to Wild Willie’s forum, Wild Willie’s forum…
From slug advice to Banter Hall,
Cindy was led astray.
If not for the courage of the fearless bird,
Cindy would be lost; Cindy would be lost.
The pair took ground on the shore of The Garden Helper forum,
With newfound friends and Lola too,
From Never Land and Kentucky,
With cold, cold beer, Zinfansomething and some Jim Beam,
Here on The Garden Helper
So this is the tale of our castaways,
they're here for a long, long time.
They'll have to make the best of things,
it's an uphill climb.
The first mate and her skipper too,
will do their very best,
To keep us in tears of laughter
With tales of H*ll Hound’s zest.
No skunks, no Andy, no Whiskey Man,
Not a single luxury.
Far from home Kentucky,
It’s Never Land as can be.
So join us here each day my friend,
You’re sure to get a smile.
From Cindy and her Lola too,
Here on The Garden Helper.
(Thanks for starting the song, Cindy!
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