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I haven't posted any good ones lately............



>THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
> After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided
>that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.
>
>So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him
>that he and his
>cousin didn't want to have anymore children.
>The doctor told him that there was a procedure
>called a vasectomy that
>could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A
>less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go
>home, get a cherry
> bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it,
>put it in a beer can,
>then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."
>
>The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the
>smartest tool in
> the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb
>in a beer can next
> to my ear is going to help me."
>
> "Trust me," said the doctor.
>
> So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it
>in a beer can. He
> held the can up to his ear and began to count...
>
> "1"
>
> "2"
>
> "3"
>
> "4"
>
> "5"
>
> At which point he paused, placed the beer can
>between his legs and
> resumed counting on his other hand.
>
> This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas,
> Mississippi, Missouri, West Virginia and Washington DC.

Maybe that's why my brother has never had any kids!

Cindy (from Kentucky!)

When we first moved to Georgia there were multiple billboards on the highway for vasectomy clinics. My favorite was the one that said

".....clinic, perferred 2 to 1 over standing too close to the microwave."

Well..... that coulda been what happened to LeRoy, too. :rolleyes:

Now I know why my youngest son Alan never had any offspring didn't know he could count to ten though But could have been the Microwave as he is always putting something in one. I accused his mother of microwaving his head one time Did not set well with Billie and My Ex didn't speak to me for two years... two nice years.
Jimmy

It was worth it then, wasn't it?!

I am in Tennessee and had the "Expensive" vasectomy done 30 years ago. Wished I had known about the Cherry bomb vasectomy back then.

Not all of us Alabamians count with our fingers but that was just to funny i just spit coke all over my key board.i had to copy n paste it to a Email and send it to all my kin folks your Alabama friend in gardening.mike57

njoy,

I sent this to my daughter in Arkansas and honest to god-she asked me what brand of beer!

OMG, that was brilliant! I laughed for like 5 minutes. Thanks!