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January 9th, 2005 at 01:24 AM
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As I type this, Gardenmom is outside her house trying to catch a parrot that showed up at her place awhile ago. (Don't send it to me if you catch it!)  She made it some peanut butter crackers and put them on the deck. The parrot came to the crackers, just a few feet away from her, called her a b#*ch, took the cracker and flew to the tree! I am LMAO right now! Updates to follow shortly!
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#122476
January 9th, 2005 at 01:26 AM
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BTW...Lola has NEVER called me that!  Yet!
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#122477
January 9th, 2005 at 02:14 AM
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#122478
January 9th, 2005 at 02:22 AM
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 She asked me what to do... I told her to climb the tree and act like she was roosting there for the night, and make a few parrot noises first... (I was only kidding....)  Now, I'm picturing poor G-Mom sitting in some tree with a parrot calling her a foul name. Maybe I should call her daughter and tell her to go get G-Mom out of the tree!
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January 9th, 2005 at 02:39 AM
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you are rotten! now, i hope you gave her some sensible advice too... <img border="0" alt="[tongue]" title="" src="graemlins/tongue.gif" />
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January 9th, 2005 at 02:45 AM
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now, i hope you gave her some sensible advice too...
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January 9th, 2005 at 02:48 AM
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The audacity of some BIRDS! I cannot believe I was actually gonna trade insults with it while my neighbors watched  G-Mom 
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#122482
January 9th, 2005 at 02:53 AM
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The audacity of some BIRDS! I cannot believe I was actually gonna trade insults with it while my neighbors watched Yep, that's a parrot for ya! I'm thinking of climbing up there If you do, I want pictures of you sitting in the tree with the foul mouthed parrot! Shoot by midnight we'll be old bar buddies,singing Tim McGraw and crying on each others shoulders OMG! I wish I was there!
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January 9th, 2005 at 02:56 AM
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Ooops 
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January 9th, 2005 at 03:00 AM
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quote:
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I'm thinking of climbing up there
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I DOUBLE-DOG-DARE YOU! ! ! ! !
George would think I was CRAZY.....UH...NEVER MIND! ME TOO ![[Linked Image]](http://smilieworx.com/smilies/scif9B.gif) G-Mom
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#122485
January 9th, 2005 at 03:12 AM
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G-Mom... Take your cell phone outside, climb the tree, and call me. Then, hold the phone up to the parrot's ear. Lola will talk him down! She loves to talk on the phone! Maybe your parrot does, too! (..or maybe they'd just cuss each other out!)
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#122486
January 9th, 2005 at 03:13 AM
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Its still up in the tree,I guess sleeping Hopefully it will still be here in the morning G-Mom
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#122487
January 9th, 2005 at 03:14 AM
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Can you climb to it easily?
You could get it now.
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January 9th, 2005 at 03:15 AM
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(..or maybe they'd just cuss each other out!) Mine already got a head start on that G-Mom
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January 9th, 2005 at 03:18 AM
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Can you climb to it easily?
Not really,its at the tippy top,where the branches are to small to climb. The name of the movie is "George of the Jungle" it don't say NOTHING about Karen G-Mom
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#122490
January 9th, 2005 at 03:26 AM
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If you knew anyone that had a parrot cage you could borrow, you could set it where the parrot would see it in the morning. Put some yummy Sponge Bob Cheese-Its in it, and it would probably go right in.
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#122491
January 9th, 2005 at 03:44 AM
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#122492
January 9th, 2005 at 08:28 PM
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G-Mom..... You still sittin' up in a tree feeding peanut butter and crackers to a verbally abusive parrot?
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#122493
January 9th, 2005 at 09:01 PM
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It flew away...I'm hoping it comes back Maybe it went back to the other stray birds that hang out at Wallyworld G-Mom
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#122494
January 9th, 2005 at 09:16 PM
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I can't believe I want to be abused by a bird You have no idea how many times a day I say that! At least she makes me laugh while she's abusing me! Awhile ago she was giving me a hard time, coupled with the other person here giving me a hard time, and I said, "I feel like I've dedicated my entire life to pain and suffering!" And she said, "Yeah, right! Blah, blah, blah, blah, BLAH!" Then she started laughing! So I started laughing. * * Then she told me to be quiet.
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January 9th, 2005 at 09:33 PM
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Then she told me to be quiet And that's POSSIBLE?!!  G-Mom ![[Linked Image]](http://smilieworx.com/smilies/scifC1E.gif)
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#122496
January 9th, 2005 at 09:39 PM
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Actually, no! NOT possible!  She's worse than me, though! When we have a good argument, she always wins! Just ask Leslie! She's seen it happen! But, right now Lola's being sooo sweet! Sitting on the back of my chair giving me kisses, saying "I love you, mommy!" The calm before the storm.....
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#122497
January 9th, 2005 at 09:49 PM
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1st question...What does she want? 2nd question...Will she get it? When we have a good argument, she always wins!
New reality show...Battle of the Birdbrains! LOL
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#122498
January 9th, 2005 at 10:16 PM
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1st question...What does she want?
2nd question...Will she get it?
She wants potato chips and Pepsi..... And, yes, she will get it! That's how I plan on getting her into her cage more easily in a few minutes when I get ready to leave here! Gotta run into town, and when she sees me getting ready to go somewhere (putting the Doc Martin's on) she gets a little "mad" because she knows she's going to her "prison". The first few minutes after I put her in, she screams "Help! Help! Get me out of here!" The next few minutes it's "I love you, mommy! I wanna get out!" (That one always kills me!)  Hoping to avoid that today with the use of Pepsi and potato chips!
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#122499
January 9th, 2005 at 11:41 PM
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Oh h;h;h;h;h!!!!!! I haven't laughed so long or hard in months. Who knew gardening chat could be so funny. Thank you everyone!!1
But PLEASE don't put any photos on. Nothing could be as funny as the images conjured up by the wonderful descriptions.
Television still hasn't replaced Let's Pretend, The Shadow and Inner Sanctum!!!
Ann
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