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Cricket grits are good they are not smelly and goat meat does not stench wh7en it is cooking if it is cleaned right. Fix some roasted lamb that will choke a maggot. Nasty C***. Ever think about boiling some cabbage in an uncovered pot?? I like it but runs all my kids off. Of course I eat those (nasty)greens and liver and onions also yuummmmmmmmm. If you really want to run him off go to a bait store and get some Catfish charlie slide some uner his window and if possible under his door. If that don't do it the man is dead , he cannot smell <img border="0" alt="[tongue]" title="" src="graemlins/tongue.gif" /> or taste anything. Talk about stinkin to high heaven takes forever to get rid of the smell but catfish bite it. Wish I had some of you ladies cute graemlins to put here.
Jimmy

Jimmy,

That reminds me of the Grumpy Old Men movies, dead fish in the car.

ok, so while my kids aren't reading over my shoulder, i have to tell ya'll...

the worst "smelly" thing ever done to some one was on a hot july day in florida. they put a couple of sardines on the manifold of their car. by mid day, they were smelling pretty rank. when the car was started and the ac turnd on.... well... i won't go any farther but to say that this was part of a "wedding decorating" of the same car...

i didn't do it, only observed the "aftermath" and it wasn't pretty...

Oh, please don't tell me chitlins have the same texture as oatmeal! I oatmeal.

Why in the world did I take another look at this in the middle of dinner?

Cricket in fact they may. I wont eat oatmeal because it is slimy and gags me. I fed the dry oats to my Horses and Goats. (yes I raised and ate goats).But this is a good breakfast or dinner subjet\ct. :rolleyes:
:rolleyes:

I don't think!
Jimmy

Cricket in fact they may. I wont eat oatmeal because it is slimy and gags me. I fed the dry oats to my Horses and Goats. (yes I raised and ate goats).But this is a good breakfast or dinner subject. :rolleyes:
:rolleyes:

I don't think!
Jimmy

OMG! Don't let my pet goat hear you!

I think I would spend my honeymoon in jail for murder. I have been really worried about what "they" are going to do to my car. I am thinking about hiding it until after the wedding.

Dianna

Well, I hate to break this to Cricket, or anyone else who has never eaten boiled chitlins, or has a weak stomach. They are slimey. Very. Makes the texture of oatmeal taste like a walk in the park on a spring day.

If you weren't reared with chitlins as part of your family menu, then believe me you will never acquire a taste for them. I know from experience.

While I was in the corporate world I worked with someone I always had a blast with. We both loved cooking and were both fromt he south.

One day I took a home-made lunch for us; it was a southern dish, but something she had never eaten before. In return, she asked if she could bring lunch for me.

She asked if I'd ever eaten chitlins. This was a common southern dish in her family. I said no, and am known for being game for anything, so I said bring 'em on. How bad could they be, I thought.

Of all the stupid things I've ever thought, that was the stupidist.

We sat down to lunch. She brought home-made slaw and it was excellent. The rolls were good too. The chitlins were boiled. I was in the cafeteria with her and a table full of people. The cafeteria was packed. Ya'll, I couldn't keep the things down. I mean I could swallow them, but they just wouldn't be swallowed. They had a mind of their own. Despite that, I actually succeeded in eating quite a bit of them. Then shared the rest with someone who liked them.

I'm tellin' you all I could be on Fear Factor and eat some of the stuff they've eaten. I really could.

I fell ill shortly after the chitlin lunch. We had a board of directors dinner that night. It's the closest I've ever come to resigning so I didn't have to go to a dinner. LOL.

Belle

Hey Dianna,

If you hide the car watchout in the hotel room. My brother decided to stay in the same hotel where the reception was held. What his friends did to the room was not nice. Taking all the light bulbs out and putting celophane over the toliet bowl was just the beginning. There were some damage charges applied to his bill. Of course Sam was the last to get married and many of his friends were enacting a little pay back.

Thanks, Tammy, for the heads-up! Now I wished we hadn't told them where we are staying the night. If they get a key, though, they will have to get it from management and the staff will be held responsible for the damages.

I will pack a candle or two in case we need it. If my butt gets wet when in the potty, though, the management will hear me for sure!



Dianna

WARNING: I'M BEING A BAD GIRL HERE

I just heard that the nasty neighbor got posion ivy when he planted the blueberries.

And someone, not me, told him that blueberries and strawberries like shade which is why he put them under the trees.

I was thinking they liked sun but then I'm used to seeing them in zone 5 and this is zone 7 so maybe they need the shade?

Hey TK,
Just a little on the side, I have a blueberry bush in my back yard and it gets full sun; it has blueberries on it already. I have also had strawberries in the shade thinking as you that it might be too hot for them here in z-7 but they never produced. I don't think under the tree was a very smart idea anyways-- I'm curious as to how they will get on.

Me too but I don't think we'll have a chance to find out. From what I understand the produce disappears before it can be picked.

That's why I'm growing my tomatoes inside. The flowers and herbs are outside since I don't think the people who are stealing would recognize coriander and chives. They leave the wild onions alone. When the rose gets here I fully expect it to disappear. Unless I start sleeping in the garden.

If he's got them under a tree I don't think any human has the chance to make the produce disappear; the birds and squirrels get to them first. Unless he had the sense to put a net over the strawberries-- I wouldn't know what to do about the blueberries...Oh-Well-to each his own...or NOT!

I try to be nice, but somedays it's hard. I've been fighting cockroaches every since he moved in. Big ones. I have to defog my apartment every month and put down boric acid after I mop the floors once a week. I hate it.

Cockroaches I would have a definate issue with make my skin just crawl thinking about them.

When you grow tomatoes indoors, remember that there are no bees (I hope...) indoors for pollination...

You can buy a product called Tomato Set that you can spray on the blossoms to act as the pollinator so your plant will produce fruit!

cockroaches!!! eww that just makes my skin go bumpy. I would be on the phone with that landlord big time. Also consider getting a few lizards. I know it sounds strange but they work and ya never hardly see them.
good luck with that. shuddering now, ew!