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Drunk Skunks! #106068 October 1st, 2004 at 04:29 AM Joined: Mar 2004 afgreyparrot OP Official Problem Child OP afgreyparrot Official Problem Child Joined: Mar 2004 O.K. Most of you here are familiar with my little slug problem.....you know, with the beer! Previous Slug Post Well, now that I have learned (the hard way) that you put the beer in a BOWL so the slugs will drown, I decided to set a beer trap the other night for the slugs! I filled two bowls up with cold Coors Light night before last. I looked out a few minutes later and the slugs were crawling up the sides of the bowls! Yippeee! <img border="0" alt="[clappy]" title="" src="graemlins/clappy.gif" /> I looked out about 10 minutes later and my skunks were drinking the beer! They drank every drop, and literally licked the bowls dry! I guess it's on to plan "B" now, when I figure out what that is! Cindy

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106069 October 1st, 2004 at 04:45 AM Joined: Apr 2003 N.Y. weezie13 Compost Queen! weezie13 Compost Queen! Joined: Apr 2003 N.Y. You'll have to do the "Jim and Jack Test" now!!! Fill one bowl with Jim Beam and one with Jack Daniels, and see which one gets: Weezie

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106070 October 1st, 2004 at 04:57 AM A Anonymous Unregistered Anonymous Unregistered A ROFLOL, that's too funny....I can just picture it now......and weezie has quite an idea there, while you're at it can you try it out with some Budweiser and Miller so we can really see which is the best. I was always partial to Coors light, but I think that your skunks can end the Bud vs. Miller thing once and for all.....wonder if they are hung over?????

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106071 October 1st, 2004 at 05:00 AM Joined: Mar 2003 California catlover The Cheetah! catlover The Cheetah! Joined: Mar 2003 California The skunks probably cleaned up your slugs as well as the beer. Try and put a heavy object over the beer (so the skunks can't knock it over) but set it up on sticks or something so it will leave a little room for the slugs to slime their way under to their death trap. Ummmm what are you going to do one of these days when you run out of cat food and beer for those skunks???? Hope you have a video camera ready. Catlover

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106072 October 1st, 2004 at 05:06 AM Joined: Aug 2002 Cedar Hill Washington B Bill The Garden Helper Bill The Garden Helper B Joined: Aug 2002 Cedar Hill Washington This weird image keeps coming into my mind with Cindy sitting on a stump in the middle of her flowers, getting drunk as a skunk with a half dozen drunk skunks.... Americas Funniest Videos or One flew over the cuckoos nest pt.2? <img border="0" alt="[perplexed]" title="" src="graemlins/confused.gif" />

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106073 October 1st, 2004 at 05:12 AM A Anonymous Unregistered Anonymous Unregistered A Better be careful, one of these days we'll be hearing the story from Cindy about how she had to take a tomato juice bath.....lol

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106074 October 1st, 2004 at 05:26 AM Joined: Nov 2003 Rockland County, NY plants 'n pots Member plants 'n pots Member Joined: Nov 2003 Rockland County, NY Hey Cindy ~ I found one of your skunks having a hard time getting back home. What did you do to this poor guy???

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106075 October 1st, 2004 at 05:27 AM Joined: Apr 2003 N.Y. weezie13 Compost Queen! weezie13 Compost Queen! Joined: Apr 2003 N.Y.

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106076 October 1st, 2004 at 01:56 PM A Anonymous Unregistered Anonymous Unregistered A Karen

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106077 October 1st, 2004 at 02:04 PM A Anonymous Unregistered Anonymous Unregistered A Gives a whole new meaning to "Drunk as a Skunk" Karen

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106078 October 1st, 2004 at 02:45 PM Joined: Mar 2004 afgreyparrot OP Official Problem Child OP afgreyparrot Official Problem Child Joined: Mar 2004 Quote Cindy sitting on a stump in the middle of her flowers, getting drunk as a skunk with a half dozen drunk skunks.... I came close to that Saturday night! I was sitting outside watching the skunks eat, drinking a Jim Beam and Pepsi. I was about half finished with my drink (and half lit), and a bug got in it. I dumped it out by the chair, and the skunks came up and started lapping it up! Quote The skunks probably cleaned up your slugs as well as the beer. Wow, that's pretty gross! But, that's what happened! Quote one of these days we'll be hearing the story from Cindy about how she had to take a tomato juice bath.... It's only a matter of TIME! plants and Pots - You must have ESP!!! That post was freaky, because the next night, "Sunflower" was limping VERY bad! I took her food to her out in the garden because she could barely walk. Don't know if she got hit by a car, or what. (Can they sue me for that?) Now all I need is a garden gnome. I can see it now! Me, a half-dozen drunk skunks, and Wild Willy partying out in the bird garden! Cindy

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106079 October 1st, 2004 at 02:49 PM A Anonymous Unregistered Anonymous Unregistered A Quote Me, a half-dozen drunk skunks, and Wild Willy partying out in the bird garden! Hope you get some group pictures! Karen

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106080 October 1st, 2004 at 02:51 PM Joined: Apr 2003 N.Y. weezie13 Compost Queen! weezie13 Compost Queen! Joined: Apr 2003 N.Y. <img border="0" alt="[perplexed]" title="" src="graemlins/confused.gif" />

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106081 October 1st, 2004 at 02:58 PM Joined: Apr 2003 N.Y. weezie13 Compost Queen! weezie13 Compost Queen! Joined: Apr 2003 N.Y. I was thinking of you Cindy the other day, on one of the Entertainment Tonight's or night reporting stories like that where they report stories of the day.... One was a lady that was feeding her birds **Pigeon's** She converted one of those huge European looking two tiered water fountains into a gia~ganto Hey, maybe if it worked out you could use two more fountains, one for feeding beer to the slugs and a seperate one for the skunks, so they don't fight over the beer!!!! Weezie

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106082 October 1st, 2004 at 03:04 PM A Anonymous Unregistered Anonymous Unregistered A Cindy...YOU HAVE ...WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS! Now sober up

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106083 October 1st, 2004 at 03:10 PM A Anonymous Unregistered Anonymous Unregistered A Sung to the tune of "Old McDonalds Farm" Good old Cindy had a Bar E I E I O She had some Skunks and Wild Willy too! E I E I O With a Jim Beam here And a Jack Black there Here a Slug,There a Skunk Everywhere you'll find a drunk Good old Cindy had a Bar E I E I O Karen

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106084 October 1st, 2004 at 03:22 PM Joined: Aug 2002 Cedar Hill Washington B Bill The Garden Helper Bill The Garden Helper B Joined: Aug 2002 Cedar Hill Washington ROFL Cindy, when you were growing up and thought that someday you might be famous, I'll bet that this claim to fame wasn't exactly what you had in mind... People from all over the world know you now!

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106085 October 1st, 2004 at 03:50 PM Joined: Mar 2004 afgreyparrot OP Official Problem Child OP afgreyparrot Official Problem Child Joined: Mar 2004 Quote I'll bet that this claim to fame wasn't exactly what you had in mind... Let's see...I've met one of the Presidents of the United States, Dorothy Lamore has been to my house to visit (1965), I've been front and center in a "Poison" video ("Unskinny Bop"), I've slept in the same house with Lynard Skynard (and their dad), I had a full-page article written about me in a well-known tabloid a few years ago.......and I'm finally famous via "The Garden Helper" forum!

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106086 October 1st, 2004 at 03:53 PM Joined: Mar 2004 afgreyparrot OP Official Problem Child OP afgreyparrot Official Problem Child Joined: Mar 2004 And I have a theme song now to the tune of "EIEIO"!

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106087 October 1st, 2004 at 04:35 PM Joined: Aug 2002 Cedar Hill Washington B Bill The Garden Helper Bill The Garden Helper B Joined: Aug 2002 Cedar Hill Washington Quote I had a full-page article written about me in a well-known tabloid a few years ago...... You may NOT post a comment like that without telling the story!

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106088 October 1st, 2004 at 04:50 PM A Anonymous Unregistered Anonymous Unregistered A National Enquirer Headline "I'm the Mother of an Alien Baby!" Karen

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106089 October 1st, 2004 at 04:52 PM Joined: Mar 2003 California catlover The Cheetah! catlover The Cheetah! Joined: Mar 2003 California Now back the boat up.... Quote I've slept in the same house with Lynard Skynard (and their dad), splain this one!!!!

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106090 October 1st, 2004 at 05:25 PM A Anonymous Unregistered Anonymous Unregistered A Hey, I want to hear some explanations!!!! Come on Cindy, we're all ears now!

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106091 October 1st, 2004 at 05:25 PM Joined: Mar 2004 afgreyparrot OP Official Problem Child OP afgreyparrot Official Problem Child Joined: Mar 2004 Quote You may NOT post a comment like that without telling the story! Uhhh...the reason I DIDN'T say which tabloid it was in, or the year, is so you WOULDN'T know the story! Enquiring minds want to know! Quote "I'm the Mother of an Alien Baby!" Not even CLOSE! Quote splain this one!!!! Only Gardenmom knows the story, and she ain't talkin'!!!

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106092 October 1st, 2004 at 05:27 PM Joined: Apr 2003 N.Y. weezie13 Compost Queen! weezie13 Compost Queen! Joined: Apr 2003 N.Y. Quote Only Gardenmom knows the story, and she ain't talkin'!!! Alright G~Mom!!! How many seeds will it take?????? Weezie

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106093 October 1st, 2004 at 05:49 PM Joined: Jun 2004 West Virginia Meg Member Meg Member Joined: Jun 2004 West Virginia Or maybe gardenmom wants the zinfansomething to go along with the seeds. Meg

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106094 October 1st, 2004 at 06:00 PM Joined: Mar 2004 afgreyparrot OP Official Problem Child OP afgreyparrot Official Problem Child Joined: Mar 2004 She still won't tell!

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106095 October 1st, 2004 at 06:05 PM A Anonymous Unregistered Anonymous Unregistered A Karen

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106096 October 2nd, 2004 at 05:34 AM Joined: Mar 2004 afgreyparrot OP Official Problem Child OP afgreyparrot Official Problem Child Joined: Mar 2004 O.K., Karen! We've had a little zinfinsomething (both of us!). KEEP YOUR LIPS SEALED!!!

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106097 October 2nd, 2004 at 05:37 AM Joined: Apr 2003 N.Y. weezie13 Compost Queen! weezie13 Compost Queen! Joined: Apr 2003 N.Y. oh, come on, just a little hint!!!

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106098 October 2nd, 2004 at 05:44 AM A Anonymous Unregistered Anonymous Unregistered A

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106099 October 2nd, 2004 at 05:46 AM Joined: Mar 2004 afgreyparrot OP Official Problem Child OP afgreyparrot Official Problem Child Joined: Mar 2004 Which thing do enquiring minds want to know? I'll tell all but one!

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106100 October 2nd, 2004 at 05:46 AM Joined: Mar 2004 afgreyparrot OP Official Problem Child OP afgreyparrot Official Problem Child Joined: Mar 2004 and gardenmom won't tell ANY!

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106101 October 2nd, 2004 at 05:47 AM A Anonymous Unregistered Anonymous Unregistered A You can't throw us morsels and then not expect us to not want to know!!!!!! Come, on just an itsy bitsy hint? I buy the tabloids on occasion but I've never known anyone that was actually in one.......I just might have read your story before I even knew who you were......OMG, this is going to drive me nuts..... It was either a sad story, or you won some super lotto, or you had a sex change.... J/K....you know some of those tabloids run those kinds of stories........ :rolleyes: or maybe you were a celebrity stalker, or OJ's secret lover, or you knew something about a murder.....oh now my mind is really going..... Yep, it's official....I've read way to many tabloids......I'll admit it....don't buy them much anymore but there for a while I was a secret tabloid junkie.

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106102 October 2nd, 2004 at 05:48 AM Joined: Mar 2004 afgreyparrot OP Official Problem Child OP afgreyparrot Official Problem Child Joined: Mar 2004

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106103 October 2nd, 2004 at 06:00 AM A Anonymous Unregistered Anonymous Unregistered A Quote you had a sex change Hmmm...Are we playing minute mysteries? Quote maybe you were a celebrity stalker Maybe she was stalked by a celebrity Quote OJ's secret lover Hmmm...was that a "gardening glove they found? Karen

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106104 October 2nd, 2004 at 06:03 AM Joined: Mar 2004 afgreyparrot OP Official Problem Child OP afgreyparrot Official Problem Child Joined: Mar 2004 Yeah! That one the neighbor's dog stole from me!

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106105 October 2nd, 2004 at 06:06 AM Joined: Mar 2004 afgreyparrot OP Official Problem Child OP afgreyparrot Official Problem Child Joined: Mar 2004 loz... Do you read this one ?

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106106 October 2nd, 2004 at 06:07 AM Joined: Apr 2003 N.Y. weezie13 Compost Queen! weezie13 Compost Queen! Joined: Apr 2003 N.Y.

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106107 October 2nd, 2004 at 06:08 AM A Anonymous Unregistered Anonymous Unregistered A Karen

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106108 October 2nd, 2004 at 06:09 AM A Anonymous Unregistered Anonymous Unregistered A Did you remember to "water" your skunks tonight? Karen

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106109 October 2nd, 2004 at 06:15 AM Joined: Mar 2004 afgreyparrot OP Official Problem Child OP afgreyparrot Official Problem Child Joined: Mar 2004 I sat outside with Waylon earlier while he ate two scoops of Cat Chow and a half a pan of water. Sunflower didn't show up. Haven't seen her since the other night when she was limping real bad.

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106110 October 2nd, 2004 at 06:20 AM A Anonymous Unregistered Anonymous Unregistered A Hope she's OK Karen

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106111 October 2nd, 2004 at 06:23 AM A Anonymous Unregistered Anonymous Unregistered A LOL, yep I did see that one.......Pretty good.....what does your stories picture look like???

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106112 October 2nd, 2004 at 02:32 PM Joined: Jun 2004 West Virginia Meg Member Meg Member Joined: Jun 2004 West Virginia Ok, so if you're willing to share all but one.. I say share all but one. Meg

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106113 October 2nd, 2004 at 03:27 PM Joined: Mar 2004 afgreyparrot OP Official Problem Child OP afgreyparrot Official Problem Child Joined: Mar 2004 #1 - The Dorothy Lamore visit. We lived in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba at the time. My dad would take us backstage after the USO shows to get the star's autographs ( I have quite a collection!). He must have looked pretty good to Ms. Lamore, because we got special treatment backstage, and she wanted to just keep talking to my dad forever! (She was a pretty hot number back then!) The next day a Navy jeep pulls up at our house and Dorothy Lamore gets out...LOOKING FOR MY DAD! She stayed for quite awhile.....

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106114 October 2nd, 2004 at 05:54 PM A Anonymous Unregistered Anonymous Unregistered A Wow, how old were you????? My sister once got invited by Martin and Charlie Sheen to go to their hotel room.......Not much of a surprise because he was pretty wild back in the day........she didn't go.....

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106115 October 2nd, 2004 at 05:57 PM Joined: Mar 2004 afgreyparrot OP Official Problem Child OP afgreyparrot Official Problem Child Joined: Mar 2004 I was 7, which made my dad 27! He was pretty hot back then!

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106116 October 2nd, 2004 at 06:00 PM A Anonymous Unregistered Anonymous Unregistered A LOL.....I bet that was one thing he always told his buddies about......

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106117 October 3rd, 2004 at 03:04 AM Joined: Sep 2002 Coastal Maine melcon6 Member melcon6 Member Joined: Sep 2002 Coastal Maine o.k,o.k, yada yada yada..........it's the tabloid story that us enquiring minds really want to know about?? Was it the NATIONAL INTRUDER ? What year was it? Were you fully clothed? Out with it!

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106118 October 3rd, 2004 at 04:11 AM Joined: Mar 2004 afgreyparrot OP Official Problem Child OP afgreyparrot Official Problem Child Joined: Mar 2004 Quote Was it the NATIONAL INTRUDER ? Nope. Actually, it was the "Weekly World News"! Quote Were you fully clothed? Yep! There's a picture of me in the article to prove it! Cindy

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106119 October 3rd, 2004 at 04:20 AM Joined: Aug 2002 Cedar Hill Washington B Bill The Garden Helper Bill The Garden Helper B Joined: Aug 2002 Cedar Hill Washington The worlds biggest baby? Faked that Bigfoot footage? Monica?

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106120 October 3rd, 2004 at 04:30 AM Joined: Mar 2004 afgreyparrot OP Official Problem Child OP afgreyparrot Official Problem Child Joined: Mar 2004 Quote The worlds biggest baby? Uhhh...does that mean I HAD the world's biggest baby, or I AM the world's biggest baby?

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106121 October 3rd, 2004 at 04:36 AM Joined: Aug 2002 Cedar Hill Washington B Bill The Garden Helper Bill The Garden Helper B Joined: Aug 2002 Cedar Hill Washington If that's the story it would be "I WAS the world's biggest baby" because that would have been a verrrrrrrry long time ago!!!

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106122 October 3rd, 2004 at 04:43 AM Joined: Mar 2004 afgreyparrot OP Official Problem Child OP afgreyparrot Official Problem Child Joined: Mar 2004 Dang, how old do you think I am?

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106123 October 3rd, 2004 at 04:54 AM Joined: Aug 2002 Cedar Hill Washington B Bill The Garden Helper Bill The Garden Helper B Joined: Aug 2002 Cedar Hill Washington Considering the fact that two clicks will show me your birth date, do you realllllly want me to answer that on here?

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106124 October 3rd, 2004 at 05:04 AM Joined: Mar 2004 afgreyparrot OP Official Problem Child OP afgreyparrot Official Problem Child Joined: Mar 2004 Sure! Go right ahead!

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106125 October 3rd, 2004 at 05:11 AM Joined: Aug 2002 Cedar Hill Washington B Bill The Garden Helper Bill The Garden Helper B Joined: Aug 2002 Cedar Hill Washington Oh m'gosh! I didn't realize that you were THAT old! I'm sorry Cindy.. so very, very sorry!

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106126 October 3rd, 2004 at 05:14 AM Joined: Mar 2004 afgreyparrot OP Official Problem Child OP afgreyparrot Official Problem Child Joined: Mar 2004 Yeah.....I'm fixing to drop over any day! I have to be at least ,hmmm ...let's say, 65???? Almost as old as you!

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106127 October 3rd, 2004 at 05:16 AM Joined: Mar 2004 afgreyparrot OP Official Problem Child OP afgreyparrot Official Problem Child Joined: Mar 2004 oh, yeah....

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106128 October 3rd, 2004 at 03:28 PM A Anonymous Unregistered Anonymous Unregistered A Ya'll make me feel like a "spring chicken" Karen

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106129 October 3rd, 2004 at 07:48 PM Joined: Sep 2002 Coastal Maine melcon6 Member melcon6 Member Joined: Sep 2002 Coastal Maine o.k , I looked up WEEKLY WORLD NEWS online and they don't seem to have archives (surprise,surprise) but I did a search anyway and came up with some possibilities;"Dear Serena: My cat, Kikki, has a fit every time my new boyfriend, Tommy, comes in the apartment. When he tried to pet her, she clawed him. I love Kikki and don't want to lock her up, but I don't want Tommy to be uncomfortable either. Can you convince my pet to behave? -- Cindy in Oshkosh Dear Cindy: Your pet is behaving beautifully! She's trying to warn you about your new boyfriend since you're too blinded by his good looks to see the truth. He told you a sob story about an ex-wife who took him for everything. It's a lie. He also borrowed money from you that you'll never get back. His plan is to move in with you and let you support him "while he's getting back on his feet." Agreeing to this would be a BIG mistake, one that will take a very long time to correct." This is going to be like minute mysteries,o.k.? 1.Do you have a cat name Kikki (or is this an alias) 2.Do you have a new boyfriend ?

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106130 October 3rd, 2004 at 08:29 PM Joined: Mar 2004 afgreyparrot OP Official Problem Child OP afgreyparrot Official Problem Child Joined: Mar 2004 Quote Cindy in Oshkosh GOSH!!! Quote 1.Do you have a cat name Kikki (or is this an alias) Quote 2.Do you have a new boyfriend ?

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106131 October 3rd, 2004 at 10:33 PM Joined: Jan 2004 england J jogger Member jogger Member J Joined: Jan 2004 england KAREN@CINDY, DO YOU KNOW YOU BOTH HAVE AN ENGLISH SENSE OF HUMOUR MUST HAVE TO KEEP ME IN STITCHES, LOVE YOUR REPARTEE. DOREEN

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106132 October 3rd, 2004 at 11:40 PM A Anonymous Unregistered Anonymous Unregistered A Quote KAREN@CINDY, DO YOU KNOW YOU BOTH HAVE AN ENGLISH SENSE OF HUMOUR Are you saying we are the American version of "Benny Hill'? Karen

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106133 October 3rd, 2004 at 11:54 PM Joined: Apr 2003 N.Y. weezie13 Compost Queen! weezie13 Compost Queen! Joined: Apr 2003 N.Y. I was thinkin' more like the 3 Stooges myself!! :p Just kidding you guys!!! Weezie Ooooooooooooooh, a wise guy!! Yuck, Yuck, Yuck!! Spread out you knuckleheads!!!

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106134 October 3rd, 2004 at 11:58 PM Joined: Mar 2004 afgreyparrot OP Official Problem Child OP afgreyparrot Official Problem Child Joined: Mar 2004

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106135 October 4th, 2004 at 12:02 AM Joined: Apr 2003 N.Y. weezie13 Compost Queen! weezie13 Compost Queen! Joined: Apr 2003 N.Y.

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106136 October 4th, 2004 at 12:06 AM A Anonymous Unregistered Anonymous Unregistered A The only problem is who is which stooge? Karen

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106137 October 4th, 2004 at 12:47 AM Joined: Sep 2002 Coastal Maine melcon6 Member melcon6 Member Joined: Sep 2002 Coastal Maine Here's another Cindy from the tabloid: GALS' BIZARRE NEW ADDICTION -- PLUMBER'S CRACK! Twenty-nine-year-old divorcee Cindy B. of Cleveland knows firsthand about the nightmare of addiction. She admits the hankering for plumber's crack became all-consuming and ended up destroying her marriage. "I just couldn't help myself. I'd stand there, gawking at that magnificent tush, blushing like a schoolgirl," the fanny-fixated mom of two recalls. "I knew I had a problem, but I couldn't talk about it with anyone." Arguments over the family's skyrocketing plumbing bill -- which peaked at $6,900 a month -- led her husband to file for divorce last November. Is this your story?

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106138 October 4th, 2004 at 01:31 AM Joined: Mar 2004 afgreyparrot OP Official Problem Child OP afgreyparrot Official Problem Child Joined: Mar 2004 That's the best laugh I've had since this morning when I logged in and "someone" had changed my signature to "I ate my African Grey Parrot"! Sorry...not me!

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106139 October 4th, 2004 at 01:45 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Monroe, NC Bestofour Member Bestofour Member Joined: Aug 2003 Monroe, NC My husband is a plumber and he does have a good tush. Yum Yum

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106140 October 4th, 2004 at 01:55 AM Joined: Aug 2002 Cedar Hill Washington B Bill The Garden Helper Bill The Garden Helper B Joined: Aug 2002 Cedar Hill Washington I told Weezie that she shouldn't be messing with your signature, but you know how headstrong she can be at times....

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106141 October 4th, 2004 at 01:58 AM Joined: Sep 2002 Coastal Maine melcon6 Member melcon6 Member Joined: Sep 2002 Coastal Maine Oh,thank god i'm not

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106142 October 4th, 2004 at 02:00 AM Joined: Mar 2004 afgreyparrot OP Official Problem Child OP afgreyparrot Official Problem Child Joined: Mar 2004 Bestofour..... Bill..... Liar, liar pants on fire!

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106143 October 4th, 2004 at 02:09 AM Joined: Aug 2002 Cedar Hill Washington B Bill The Garden Helper Bill The Garden Helper B Joined: Aug 2002 Cedar Hill Washington no no no......

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106144 October 4th, 2004 at 02:27 AM Joined: Apr 2003 N.Y. weezie13 Compost Queen! weezie13 Compost Queen! Joined: Apr 2003 N.Y. Oh, sure, blame the poor white girl!!! :rolleyes:

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106145 October 4th, 2004 at 04:15 AM Joined: Mar 2004 afgreyparrot OP Official Problem Child OP afgreyparrot Official Problem Child Joined: Mar 2004 Weez.... Sorry you had to be dragged into the middle of this! I'm sure you would NEVER do such a thing! You KNOW that someone MUST pay! (Don't worry...you're safe!) Just can't figure out how to do it... .....with the "poof factor" not being in my favor!

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106146 October 4th, 2004 at 05:04 AM Joined: Aug 2002 Cedar Hill Washington B Bill The Garden Helper Bill The Garden Helper B Joined: Aug 2002 Cedar Hill Washington

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106147 October 4th, 2004 at 05:06 AM Joined: Mar 2004 afgreyparrot OP Official Problem Child OP afgreyparrot Official Problem Child Joined: Mar 2004

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106148 October 4th, 2004 at 05:08 AM Joined: Apr 2003 N.Y. weezie13 Compost Queen! weezie13 Compost Queen! Joined: Apr 2003 N.Y.

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106149 October 4th, 2004 at 06:24 AM A Anonymous Unregistered Anonymous Unregistered A Personally I think you're all a little See you all later.....

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106150 October 4th, 2004 at 02:45 PM Joined: Mar 2004 afgreyparrot OP Official Problem Child OP afgreyparrot Official Problem Child Joined: Mar 2004 Well, if I had a plumber's crack obsession I'd probably be stupid enough to tell everyone here about it! My life is an open book, obviously!

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106151 October 4th, 2004 at 04:12 PM Joined: Mar 2004 afgreyparrot OP Official Problem Child OP afgreyparrot Official Problem Child Joined: Mar 2004 ...and speaking of obsessions.......... Billy Bob Thornton is on the "Today" show this morning! HOT!

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106152 October 4th, 2004 at 04:50 PM Joined: Apr 2003 N.Y. weezie13 Compost Queen! weezie13 Compost Queen! Joined: Apr 2003 N.Y.

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106153 October 7th, 2004 at 11:49 PM A Anonymous Unregistered Anonymous Unregistered A Well we haven't seen any skunks for a while.. :rolleyes: something WORSE...Badger on the porch. Little Cat was on the step watching it. EEKKK Laura

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106154 October 8th, 2004 at 12:04 AM Joined: Mar 2004 afgreyparrot OP Official Problem Child OP afgreyparrot Official Problem Child Joined: Mar 2004 I want one! Cindy

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106155 October 10th, 2004 at 12:46 AM A Anonymous Unregistered Anonymous Unregistered A Cindy if you go to our tblogs you can see em there. Not the one that was here but....close eneough. I think I would reather have the lil stinkers. Little Cat just sat and looked at it. NO FEAR in her except for the dog. She is in the tree now. Laura..p.s. would you like some of the Asian Lady beetles ???? We have THOUSANDS of them here right now. Phil put up a porch light this morning and it stretched into this afternoon...and he was covered in them. Biting him....not a HAPPY GUY he wasn't

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106156 October 10th, 2004 at 05:06 AM Joined: Mar 2004 afgreyparrot OP Official Problem Child OP afgreyparrot Official Problem Child Joined: Mar 2004 Is that those little "Ladybug" looking things that are more orange than red??? Sure! I'll take 'em! Cindy

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106157 October 11th, 2004 at 06:12 PM A Anonymous Unregistered Anonymous Unregistered A They Bite Cindy..... Im not so sure you want them..we sure dont. :p Laura

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106158 October 11th, 2004 at 06:16 PM Joined: Mar 2004 afgreyparrot OP Official Problem Child OP afgreyparrot Official Problem Child Joined: Mar 2004 Well, the skunks like them! I was cleaning up some skunk poop the other day and it was full of those things! Oh, what an interesting life I have... "Today in the garden I cleaned up skunk poop..." Cindy

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106159 October 15th, 2004 at 05:23 AM Joined: Mar 2004 afgreyparrot OP Official Problem Child OP afgreyparrot Official Problem Child Joined: Mar 2004 Awhile ago I was outside with the skunks, standing by my little pond. "Sunflower" came around to where I was standing so she could get a drink. A car came speeding over the hill and scared her, and she ran out into the road behind it. Another car was coming in the opposite direction, so I shined my flashlight on "Sunflower" so they wouldn't hit her (she was on the SHOULDER at this point, not IN the road). Well, the stupid, redneck son of a something SWERVED over and tried to hit her! With me standing about 10 feet from her! It pi$$ed me off so bad. Tomorrow I'm putting up a "Pet Skunk X-ing" sign. It's a good thing I didn't even pay attention to what kind of car it was... ...I can get a little "redneck" too if need be! Cindy

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106160 October 15th, 2004 at 10:56 AM Joined: Sep 2002 Coastal Maine melcon6 Member melcon6 Member Joined: Sep 2002 Coastal Maine Who the hell would purposely hit a skunk??

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106161 October 15th, 2004 at 03:45 PM A Anonymous Unregistered Anonymous Unregistered A The dumb a$$ driver did miss her didn't he?? I wouldn't even run over a dead skunk much less a live one. Now we don't care for the little creatures comming up on the porch....but I wouldn't run one over. Not even a bird. Or a squirrel...nothing...That's not right. Laura

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106162 October 15th, 2004 at 03:49 PM Joined: Mar 2004 afgreyparrot OP Official Problem Child OP afgreyparrot Official Problem Child Joined: Mar 2004 Yeah, he missed her by literally inches. I 'bout died! Sunflower is my favorite, because she's still just a baby and is very tame. I feed her every night, and she's out there like clockwork waiting on her cat chow as soon as I put Lola in bed. She's so sweet. Cindy Mae Clampett

Re: Drunk Skunks! #106163 October 16th, 2004 at 10:51 PM A Anonymous Unregistered Anonymous Unregistered A One of these days Cindy you are going to get SPRAYED.