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#105777 November 9th, 2004 at 03:14 AM
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Heres a real doozy!

A man lives on the twelfth floor of an apartment building. Every morning he takes the elevator down to the lobby and leaves the building. In the evening, he gets into the elevator, and, if there is someone else in the elevator -- or if it was raining that day -- he goes back to his floor directly. Otherwise, he goes to the tenth floor and walks up two flights of stairs to his apartment.

G-Mom grinnnn

#105778 November 9th, 2004 at 04:20 AM
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I'll pass G-Mom, bec. I think I have a pretty good idea why.

#105779 November 9th, 2004 at 06:25 AM
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Is he a little person? He can reach the button for the lobby because it's at the bottom. But 10 is as high up as he can reach unaided, so if he's alone, that's as far as he can take the elevator. If there's someone in the elevator, he can ask them to push 12, or if it was raining he can push the 12 button with his umbrella. I know that sounds crazy, but it's my best guess.

#105780 November 9th, 2004 at 02:00 PM
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Man GG,you're unstumpable thumbup laugh

Yes he's a midget that can't reach higher than the 10th floor button.

Have to go find a "tough" one now!

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#105781 November 9th, 2004 at 02:04 PM
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Ok...try this one on for size!

Five pieces of coal, a carrot and a scarf are lying on the lawn. Nobody put them on the lawn but there is a perfectly logical reason why they should be there.

What is it?

G-Mom grinnnn

#105782 November 9th, 2004 at 02:19 PM
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They were part of the snowman that melted on the lawn?

#105783 November 9th, 2004 at 02:37 PM
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Way to go,Cricket thumbup

The snowman melted grinnnn

#105784 November 9th, 2004 at 02:43 PM
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Romeo and Juliet were dead in the middle of the room. All that surrounded them was a pool of water and some broken glass.

How did they die?

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#105785 November 9th, 2004 at 09:05 PM
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hehe this is an easy one, but all i'll say is Romeo and Juliet weren't people were they:)

#105786 November 9th, 2004 at 09:39 PM
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Oh, shoot, I don't think that was easy at ALL! But Shani's post gave me the hint... They were fish, weren't they?

#105787 November 9th, 2004 at 09:42 PM
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They were GOLDFISH!!

Way to go GG [Linked Image]

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#105788 November 9th, 2004 at 09:57 PM
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Two men, one big and burly and the other short and thin, enter a
bar. They both order identical drinks. The big one gulps his down and
leaves; the other sips his slowly, then dies.

???

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#105789 November 10th, 2004 at 01:26 AM
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Okay, I was stumped, but my hubby answered this in about 15 seconds, and I think he's right. Was there poison in the ice cubes?

#105790 November 11th, 2004 at 03:32 PM
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It sure is hard to stump you,GG.

Yep thats it!

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#105791 November 12th, 2004 at 01:47 AM
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What runs all day and never walks/
Often murmurs/never talks
Has a bed and never sleeps/
Has a mouth and never eats?

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#105792 November 12th, 2004 at 02:03 AM
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What is.... a river! grinnnn

#105793 November 12th, 2004 at 02:46 AM
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Hey, how'd you get that so quick! grinnnn

#105794 November 13th, 2004 at 07:47 AM
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Okay, this isn't a lateral thinking puzzle, it's just a puzzle.

In a major league baseball game, a pitcher faced only 27 batters. Every batter he faced, he struck out. He allowed no hits and no runs, yet his team lost 4-0. How could this be?

#105795 November 13th, 2004 at 08:20 AM
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The pitcher who wasn't scored against replace one who was?

#105796 November 13th, 2004 at 03:22 PM
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Here's Maxi's Favorite:

A Special Box Without Hinges Or Lid, Inside of Which A Golden Treasure Is Hid"

What is it?

#105797 November 13th, 2004 at 06:45 PM
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Yeah, Cricket! He was a relief pitcher- the starting picther gave up the 4 runs.

Merme- that's a stumper. It's not a Cracker Jack box, is it? That doesn't seem right, they have lids...

#105798 November 13th, 2004 at 08:07 PM
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Merme...I'm not a good thinker confused shocked ...so I won't even attempt that one, but i do have one of my own...Though I don't know if it should be in this category! :
If it takes 3 men 3 days to dig 3 holes, how long will it take 1 man to dig 1/2 a hole???
Duh teech
Michelle<><

#105799 November 14th, 2004 at 01:29 AM
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Merme & Michelle,

I'll pass bec. I now the answers to both puzzles.

#105800 November 14th, 2004 at 07:19 PM
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Okay, I get Michelle's- You can't did half a hole! Still totally stumped about the box. Hints?

#105801 November 14th, 2004 at 10:37 PM
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Sorry, ladies, but I promised not to blab the answer until Suzydazy has a chance to visit the forum on Monday and take a stab at it!

Then I'll tell, okay?

gab

Merme

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