When my grandson, Billy, and I entered our vacation cabin, we
kept the lights off until we were inside to keep from attracting pesky
insects Still, a few fireflies followed us in. Noticing them before
I did, Billy whispered, "It's no use, Grandma. The mosquitoes are
coming after us with flashlights."
A grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one morning.
He had made her coffee. She drank what was the worst cup of coffee in
her life. When she got to the bottom, there were three of those little
green army men in the cup. She said, "Honey, what are these army men doing in my coffee?" Her grandson said, "Grandma, it says on TV - "The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!"
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