I hadn't seen this one.
Subject : Dear Bubba
Some of you may have already seen this one before but I thought it was worth
sending again.
Subject: Dear Bubba
Dear Bubba,
This is your Mama. I'm writing this letter slow because I know you can't
read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read
in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home,
so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last
Arkansas family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so
that they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it
works so well though: last week I put a load in and pulled the chain and
haven't seen them since. The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice
last week; the first time for three days and the second time for four days.
About that coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Stanley said it would
be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and
put them in the pockets. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We
were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father
out.
Your sister had a baby this morning; but I haven't found out what it is yet
so I don't know if your an aunt or an uncle. The baby looks just like your
brother.
Uncle Ted fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out,
but he fought them off playfully and drowned. We had him cremated and he
burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was
driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two
friends were in back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate
down. There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.
Love, Mama
P.S. I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.
