The Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle.

Bill, will you please ship me that baby elephant? I know you can do it! Pleeeeaaase?!!! (supplicating on bended knees - greater feat than you imagine )

Cricket

Cricket...do you have ANY idea how big baby elephant poop is?

Great garden fertilizer. And you can make paper from it, too!

You ain't "right".

I just saw that on tv yesterday about
elephant poop for something, gosh, can't
even remember what show it was that I was
watching that, I flipped thru some channels
and maybe it was HGTV and a design show....

They had strips of the elephant poop and glued them on the front of a cabinet....

Weezie

I always wanted a baby elephant and a baby monkey when I was growing up... I'm sorta of glad I didn't get it, that baby would be reeeeeaalllly big by now!!!!
But YEAHHHHHHHH, on that fertilizer from them!!!

Elephants are afraid of sheep Think of the things I could build here if I had one...

Everything you ever needed to know about Zoo Doo! :rolleyes:

What the...!

That ain't "right", either!

It didn't even look like poop,
not even the same color,
the sheets were white...

(I did say sheets)

Weezie

WHAT? ? ? ? ?

You're freaking me out!

Where does the SHEET come into play?

(I can already see I'm gonna have to google this...)

Imagine like a piece of construction paper
but just bigger....
(or a piece of wall paper)
The size of a cabinet door??

Weezie

Well...I had a money making thought a few years ago that involved parrot poop (indirectly).

I thought about marketing a "BIRD SHIrT" for parrot owners...
It had abstract green splotches all over the shirt, so when your parrot pooped on you no one could tell that it wasn't part of the shirt.

Y'all are so funny.


Bill is that beautiful bird a duck?


duckie

That'd make a nice signature button.....

Bill,
I'll tell them it's a big GOAT!

Cindy,
You've only just realized it?

Elephant Dung Paper

Friends brought some back from a recent trip to Thailand.

The duck? Or the bird poop?

I believe that it's a "Wood Duck" but I can't swear to it....

You mean, after all I had to go through at the post office when I sent you those willow cuttings (thought there was gonna end up being a strip search involved before it was over), they let someone bring elephant poop paper into the country? :rolleyes:



Bill...I'm stealing that bird pooping .gif to change it into Lola! Is that against cyber law?