Gardenmom's Theme Song - January 30th, 2005 at 12:30 AM
As promised... 
(Sing it to the tune of "Beverly Hillbillies"!)
Come and listen to my story 'bout a mom named Karen
Who had a little problem with her drinkin' and her swearin'
She spent a lot of time out workin' in her yard
Then she'd come in at night all worn out and tard
Well, Karen had a question 'bout some flowers she was growin'
So she turned on the computer with no clue where she was goin'
She wound up at The Garden Helper dot com
And that's when Karen turned into Gardenmom!
(G-Mom, that is...)
She posted on the forum and played games late at night
While she drank her Zinfinsomething and got feelin' pretty right
She met another member who was just about as nutty
And that's how Gardenmom became "The Dingbat's Buddy".
(Two peas in a pod........Double Trouble!)
Afgrey and G-Mom hit the Banter Hall half lit
They wrecked havoc on the forum, got off topic quite a bit
The hostesses gave warnings, but the two would just ignore 'em
No one was safe from the "Tag Team" of the forum.
Well, now it's time to say good-bye, G-Mom just got the call
She's meetin' afgreyparrot down in the Banter Hall
They'll try the hostesses patience and get this
from Mr. Bill
They might not get *poofed* tonight, but I'm sure some day they will.
Ya'll come back now, ya hear?
(Sing it to the tune of "Beverly Hillbillies"!)
Come and listen to my story 'bout a mom named Karen
Who had a little problem with her drinkin' and her swearin'
She spent a lot of time out workin' in her yard
Then she'd come in at night all worn out and tard
Well, Karen had a question 'bout some flowers she was growin'
So she turned on the computer with no clue where she was goin'
She wound up at The Garden Helper dot com
And that's when Karen turned into Gardenmom!
(G-Mom, that is...)
She posted on the forum and played games late at night
While she drank her Zinfinsomething and got feelin' pretty right
She met another member who was just about as nutty
And that's how Gardenmom became "The Dingbat's Buddy".
(Two peas in a pod........Double Trouble!)
Afgrey and G-Mom hit the Banter Hall half lit
They wrecked havoc on the forum, got off topic quite a bit
The hostesses gave warnings, but the two would just ignore 'em
No one was safe from the "Tag Team" of the forum.
Well, now it's time to say good-bye, G-Mom just got the call
She's meetin' afgreyparrot down in the Banter Hall
They'll try the hostesses patience and get this
from Mr. BillThey might not get *poofed* tonight, but I'm sure some day they will.
Ya'll come back now, ya hear?
ROFLMAO!
GEEZ!
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