Bill in my imagination

4Ruddy,
In reference to the post about your camera and pictures: The ones I posted just a little bit ago were gotten from my camera and edited by "Microsoft Picture It!" It's a pretty good program. I've used a couple of others before-- the one that came with my camera I liked better than the one mentioned-- but it does a pretty good job if you don't have another one...

Jenn- I was typing this to start part two and looked around and you had beaten me to it!! But that's o.k. <img border="0" alt="[clappy]" title="" src="graemlins/clappy.gif" />

ROFL!
That's pretty darn close, cept I drank too much Jack Daniels one night and got my hair cut short!

Hair...you have hair? I mean...now you have short hair?

Somebody, quick! Quick as ever you can, run and pull up those two photos afgrey posted of Bill...the one where he is working at his computer and the other one in which he is studying an important book from childhood. We gotta see them again!

Merme

There were pictures of Bill posted before!? Did I miss them!???

geez..... I miss all the really good stuff.


I luved your pic Jenn.

The glasses are a nice touch.Makes him look really friendly and smart .


btw ,I'm finally gonna posts some pictures.


hope I don't SHOCK anyone.Or get moofed. :rolleyes:

Bill as a child.....


Present day Bill.....


I think I might be able to come up with another pic of him....
Let me go look in my archives!

afgrey

You're in luck!
Not only did I find a good close-up of Mr. Bill.....


I also found one of him and Catlover!

afgreyparrot:
ROFLVH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pcgrav...
Now you know how I earned my "Problem Child" title!

Here's mine..........

That freaks me out!

Cindy, wow! Do you give lessons? I too want to have fun and be ornery to the max. You could call the class "How to entertain AND annoy people."

Stop Stop......coffee through your nose hurts.


I'm thinkin' our very patient Mr. Bill looks like Jack Nicholson.

With a kind smile and sharp pruners.

SEE...I KNEW he didn't have any hair!!!!

That is something that can't be learned...it's in her blood! And I don't think our bustin sides could handle another Afgrey!!! Yep...they broke the mold when they made her!!!

You think THAT hurts?
Jim Beam BURNS like crazy!
(...and what a waste of good liquor!)



Not at all like I have him pictured...
More like George Clooney with a little Brad Pitt thrown in.

You're probably closer, though!
Like, maybe in "The Shining"?!
"Heeeeeeeere's Johnny!"

Bill is on his 58th margarita right now...
...just sitting there shaking his head!
<------Bill

Mr. Bill, you gotta know we love ya!

And THAT'S supposed to make him feel better???

Lucky Mr. Bill

Actually despite all the pics I just have this idea in my mind of Wee Willie with a buzz cut.

And when you said that... It made me think of "OH NO, It's MR. BiLL!!" You know.. the little puppet dude that kept getting run over & stuff?

Ok, this has been a great thread.. here's more photos, cuz ya know I just can't stop at one.

My girls-


Me & Steve at his brother's wedding this summer-


Meg

Meg...those are GREAT pics!!! I love the one of you & Steve...and your girls....just precious!!!

Uh Bill......is that Mr. Wizard????

No....... that's Mr. Mean!

Uhhh...nice t-shirt, Bill!

I had to do something to quash the "bald Bill" rumors!
At least I didn't post my wood chopping pix!

Don't let Bill fool you,
Heres' his real picture....

Hey, it worked didn't it? Got you to post a picture!!!!

Yum,Yum and what a picture!!!!

Our great leader is a handsome,hunk of manhood!

OK,I think I'm through "swooning" now

G-Mom

Going to the 7-11 for that mega million ticket. I just know today is the day. 15 free pots and a picture of Bill. (BTW can I copy and store that on my computer?) Plus the giggles all before 8:00 in the morning.

Hey Bill? Yer a cutie! I thought you would look like Mr. Green Jeans!

where's the bib overalls? The buzz cut? The long white beard?

my illusions are destroyed.

apparently the the photo Weezie posted is Mr. Bill without his morning coffee?

:p

LOL

G-Mom

See, I knew that you'd love that picture soooooooooo much!!!!!!!!! I just couldn't resist......

it's me i think i did it
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alrighty then no it didn't work i guess i need to go back to the drawing board

alright whatever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i think if you click on the thing onder my phoenix and tag line thing you ca see me,that's if you really want to. dont blame you if you dont
bad hair day

thank you bill, i don't know what i did wrong but, thanx again

well, there are lots of photos of me floating around this website. teh best one, bill has stored somewhere (i posted it ages ago) and the worse is the one where i am holding monster right after his "accident". talk about bibs and no hair

i was going to post a link, but i can't find that post, so here is the picture... by the way, monster is almost all better now!

Does this look familiar Jiffy?
Hey, Jiffymouse!!!

I cheated...I was editing some posts and JUST ran into it!!!

I couldn't find the one that Cindy doctored but heres some nice pics of Jiffy...




She cleans up real good...don't she

G-Mom

why thanks... i prefer the overalls though


and thanks catlover, i couldn't remember the heading, then forgot to post the picture link!

I know woman dont like to tell their age but I,m not sure about guys so I,m going to take a chance & ask what your age is Bill, You remind me of my husband Paul so much your built like him & the hair .

I'll never tell! (I'm older than my son....)
How old do I look?

I,d guess mid 40,s maybe 47 my husbands 55 he looks young for his age I always kid him & say haveing a younger wife keeps him younger but when I think of it 38 doesnt feel very young sometimes. </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="3" face="COMIC SANS MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">

tee hee hee

Mid 40s works for me... Thank you!

hey Bill,

CrazyFranny here,i didn t say a word reading all of that but here s my few words now:

1) though you were older than 28

2) you look like a very good person that knows what he wants....and could fight a bull at the same time.

and last but not least...

3) WOW"""

congats mrs:Bill.

I've been known to throw a little bull at times....

Mrs. Bill (the evil one) went to LaLa land a long time ago. She hijacked an airplane then went to the Greybar Motel in Montana. God is the only one who knows (or cares) where she ended up after that!

(For future reference, you should never, ever attack the pilot of a jet airplane when he's busy flying! They tend to frown on that!)

was that a good example of some bull tossing?

yeehaa.....cow pattie

Thats no bull! ....she didn't like the food they served her! She attacked several people before she was done. They had to divert the plane to the nearest airport and they came and took her away! (haha hoho heehee) It happened long after she left Shaun (MY son) and I tho....

I guess I'm enough to drive anyone crazy. <img border="0" alt="[perplexed]" title="" src="graemlins/confused.gif" />

I thought that was the general job description of ALL men?

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh........ I think I'd better leave that one alone!

I,m not nosey just curious what do or did you do for a liveing you put me in the mind of someone whos done hard work Paul worked on sawmills all his life & they almost got the best of him. </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="3" face="COMIC SANS MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">

Sounds to me like Mr Bill is lucky the former Mrs Bill decided to leave before she attacked him while flying. You never know huh?

Oh and Bill, try and not be so sad about it ok?

I worked in a mill for 7 years. (I was a chucker)

I was the cook on a fishing boat in Alaska for 2 summers. (I never got thrown overboard so I guess my food was good)

I did high-rise construction and insulating for several years. (Icky, itchy work)

At one time I had 16 indoor plant shops. (that was fun!)

I owned a wholesale nursery and did landscaping until someone torched the greenhouses. (grrrrrrrrrrr.......)

I used to drive the local school bus. (I miss my kids)

I worked for the Dept. of Wildlife as a Steelhead stocker/fish culturist. (AWESOME job!)

Now I just play in the gardens and run The Garden Helper. (...but I still have to cut and split at least 10 cords of firewood every summer so I can stay warm in the winter, and I'm always clearing more land for more garden space)

I'll try real hard!

Hey Bill!-- did ya ever think of visiting MS?!?!

Giving the pot a swirel....Are all of you 100% SURE that is a picture of Bill???

Way to go, Catlover!

(Now they'll just have to wonder!!!)

for all we know that picture could be a "photoite" you know what that is right?...
it's one of those "pictures" that come in a frame or a wallet

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O.K. So somebody find out who the model is and send HIM to MS!!!!!

Hmmmmmmmm......

(Don't ya just LOVE Ebay!!!??)


Cindy

Can we have a PRIVATE Auction???

Don't tempt me like that!
I am needing some extra cash right now in the worst way!

(How much would you pay?????)

Well-- that all depends-- do you take Mastercard-- I might even make a credit card debt for this info???

do i hear $100.00
this could get VERY funny (not to mention fun )

do i hear $100.00 we will start with an opening bid for 100
this could get VERY funny (not to mention fun )

Everyone's sooo excited you all are Double posting!!!!

i actually didn't mean to,well i guess no one does, but i tried to stop the post otriginally to add to it

Well if we're auctioning Bill to the highest bidder I think the currency has to be flowers.

And my opening bid is: a yellow tree peony, a black lace when they get into circulation, and a dragonwing begonia. Since they are all uncommon, attractive plants I think they are also very appropriate as a bid for Bill lol.

(Bill did promise not to poof anyone didn't he? I just know I'm asking for it.)

YOUR ASKING FOR IT????? The name under my avator won't be labeled forum hostess but rather FORMER HOSTESS!!!

I knew you,ve done hard work I,m a great judge of a hard working man you can always tell a guy thats in good shape because of the hard work they,ve done you can always tell an outdoors man.

I'll try real hard! </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="3" face="COMIC SANS MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">

1 great way to stay in shape

OMG! I am trying so hard to keep quiet here...
(I know I took that oath, but... )

This is too tempting, as bad as I need some cash right now!

If bids would start at $100. for just a picture, I wonder how much I could get for something like the guru's ponytail?

Remember, previously posted by Bill...
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No, I don't think he did.....


Cindy

DNA!!!!

OMG!!!!! YOU'RE GOING TO CLONE HIM AREN'T YOU??

(that is if you haven't already)

Hell, I never thought about that!

The ponytail is OFF the market!

Cindy

bill is going to kill me for giving you that idea

Um

You need the root at the base of the hair in order to get dna. So unless you pulled it out.....

He didn't promise? ...must be time for me to do the dishes.

Stand in line, Phoenix!

But, thanks bunches for the idea!

And I thought all it was good for was a cat toy! :rolleyes:

and what a pretty cat
does the cat like "the toy"

I bet there are a several strands that have fallen out or brushed out within the bunch!!!

Length of hair...does that have any correlation with the size of his shoe?

GASP!!!!
are you going to hand knit a pair of gardening slippers???

Length of hair...shoe size...I'm bustin now! I'm quite sure that only his hairdresser knows for sure...um and maybe...(never mind...better stop there)

Cindy friend...I have to commend you on your self control here....what an opeertunity!

"opeertunity"..how did ya like that one...I told you I was crackin up!!!

Just to satisfy your curiosity, I do wear a size 10 1/2 shoe...

ok but how tall are you? 5'9" 6'?

6'
210#
some days my eyes are green, other days they are hazel or brown (kinda like a mood ring) <img border="0" alt="[perplexed]" title="" src="graemlins/confused.gif" />

Now everyone knows everything there is to know about me!

6'
210#
10 1/2 shoethere you go cat lover

I wasn't finished yet!

Cindy

i don't think any more bids came thru.

but there is some more info on bill

That does it, then...
I'm goin' to Ebay!

i think tk put the kibosh on the monetary type of bidding. we are now bidding plants and or flowers

How sure are you!!!!

Plants and FLOWERS?

NO WAY! Gotta be cash, and lots of it.

I might make a package deal....maybe even find some more stuff!

Hmmmmm....Cindy I wonder how much a skin shot of Bill would raise!

well what other kinds of stuff are you talking about? 'cause i'm sure that will maybe make people go with cash

HUGE GASP!!!!!
CATLOVER WHAT!!???!!!
THERE WAS VISIBLE SKIN IN THE PICTURE HE POSTED

I guess you all will never know....post count is over 100 and sawwy but I "MUST" put a lock on this thread.