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Posted By: afgreyparrot Uhhh..... - July 7th, 2005 at 10:25 AM
...does G-Mom's theme song that I wrote count as poetry?
Duh

Cindy
Posted By: Dixie Angel Re: Uhhh..... - July 7th, 2005 at 10:27 AM
I would think so, Cindy! laugh Wasn't it done to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies theme?

Dianna
Posted By: afgreyparrot Re: Uhhh..... - July 7th, 2005 at 10:32 AM
yep!
You remember it? laugh laugh laugh
Posted By: afgreyparrot Re: Uhhh..... - July 7th, 2005 at 10:38 AM
G-Mom's Theme Song
(to the tune of Beverly Hillbillies)

Come and listen to my story 'bout a mom named Karen
Who had a little problem with her drinkin' and her swearin'
She spent a lot of time out workin' in her yard
Then she'd come in at night all worn out and tard

Well, Karen had a question 'bout some flowers she was growin' thumbup

She posted on the forum and played games late at night
while she drank her Zinfinsomething and got feelin' pretty right muggs
She met another member who was just about as nutty
and that's how Gardenmom became "The Dingbat"s Buddy".
(Two peas in a pod........Double trouble!) gab

Afgrey and G-Mom hit the Banter Hall half lit
They wrecked havoc on the forum, got off topic quite a bit
The hostesses gave warnings, but the two would just ignore 'em
No one was safe from the “Tag Team” of the forum.

Well, now it's time to say good-bye, G-Mom just got the call
She's meetin' afgreyparrot down in the Banter Hall
They'll try the hostesses patience and get this frown from Mr. Bill
They might not get *poofed* tonight, but I'm sure some day they will.
Posted By: Dixie Angel Re: Uhhh..... - July 7th, 2005 at 10:43 AM
I still love it! So sassy...just like the tag team!

Dianna
Posted By: Triss Re: Uhhh..... - July 7th, 2005 at 11:44 AM
LOVE IT!
Posted By: JV Re: Uhhh..... - July 7th, 2005 at 11:47 AM
Cindy I love it thumbup sounds just like you and G-Mom p
Jimmy
Posted By: pcgrav Re: Uhhh..... - July 7th, 2005 at 12:43 PM
thumbup
Posted By: Meg Re: Uhhh..... - July 7th, 2005 at 05:10 PM
Ya know.. I still get a big ol' grin when I read it!! Awesome!!
Posted By: Anonymous Re: Uhhh..... - July 7th, 2005 at 07:16 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh

Remember this one......

Good ole Cindy
had a bar
E I E I O
She had some skunks
and Lola too!
E I E I O
With a Jim Beam here
and a Zinfinsomething there
Here a bird,there a skunk
everywhere you'll find a drunk
Good ole Cindy
had a bar
E I E I O!

G-Mom grinnnn
Posted By: Meg Re: Uhhh..... - July 7th, 2005 at 07:25 PM
That's pretty funny too. wink Ya'll sure can be creative!
Posted By: afgreyparrot Re: Uhhh..... - July 7th, 2005 at 07:58 PM
I don't imagine Mr. Bill would be kind enough to edit the
“Tag Team”
and the
Dingbat’s
in my song... Duh

I thought I fixed 'em all last night, but now my edit time is up.
PLEEEEESE! eek
Posted By: afgreyparrot Re: Uhhh..... - July 7th, 2005 at 08:01 PM
What the.....? Duh shk

Now they are gone, but when I click on another screen they are back, then gone again.

I've lost my mind.....again.

laugh
Posted By: Anonymous Re: Uhhh..... - July 7th, 2005 at 08:18 PM
How many times do I have to tell you......

YOU CAN'T LOSE WHAT YOU DON'T HAVE!!!

laugh laugh laugh

G-Mom grinnnn
Posted By: afgreyparrot Re: Uhhh..... - July 7th, 2005 at 08:21 PM
True!
What I meant to say was...
I've lost my mind...STILL! laugh
Posted By: Anonymous Re: Uhhh..... - July 8th, 2005 at 12:09 AM
laugh They are truly gardenhelper classics!!! thumbup
Posted By: Carly Re: Uhhh..... - July 9th, 2005 at 07:21 PM
That's cute, Grey Parrot - sometimes publications actually request poems and lyrics that are inspired by songs.

You might like the style of poetry called 'Gloss'. It comes from an Italian word . . . I'm going to introduce this style on another post.

What you do is take a famous poem/song or a stanza from one and work off its lines . . . I think this would be a good exercise for everybody.

See my post on this . . .
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