Hey, I'll do just about anything
to thwart those evil doer's in the garden...
I went out to my lettuce *(romaine)* patch
to get a salad, and a bunch of plants
stripped clean, *they left the ribs of the
lettuce and ate the tender leaves..Grrrrrrrrr!*
I laid and waited for those slimey s*cker's to
come out, and I slammed `em with a rock...
Got about 5 slugs...
But I get that alot where they're eatin' stuff..
Somebody gave my Swiss Chard a hair cut too!!!
*rabbits or woodchucks* but I left them on the
ground, and I know I shouldn't have...
Keep thinkin' of things to scare them varmits off.