#173
March 15th, 2004 at 05:34 AM
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I am extremely pleased to announce that due to unseasonably warm, moist weather here in the Pacific Northwet, that for the first time ever we are able to offer you a for your dining pleasure! |
This years abundant crop has allowed us to make this special, limited time offer available to you.
Succulent, Fresh Lawn Prawns
- 3 Dozen small brown northwest slugs (popcorn shrimp style) $14.95
- 12 Gourmet Giant Banana Slugs (The ultimate dining pleasure!!) $19.95
- 6 Super Shooter Sized Slugs (The ultimate aphrodesiac!!) $12.95
- Guaranteed fresh delivery. Shipping and handling included in price!
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To ensure your complete enjoyment of these decadent delights, we strongly recommend
that they be prepared following our favorite, time tested recipe...Lawn Prawns Jubilee
Ingredients:
- 12 large (or 30 small) Slugs
- 1 cube butter
- 3 Tablespoons salt
- 1 lime, sliced
- 750 ml. Hornitos Tequila
[*]Sautee slugs in butter over low heat [*]Ingest 2 oz of Hornitos, with salt and lime slice [*]Add 1/2 oz of Hornitos to sauteeing prawns [*]Increase burner heat slightly, stir occasionally [*]Ingest 2 oz of Hornitos, with salt and lime slice [*]Add 1/2 oz of Hornitos to sauteeing prawns [*]Stir [*]Ingest 2 oz of Hornitos, with salt and lime slice [*]Add 1/2 oz of Hornitos to sauteeing prawns [*]Stir [*]Continue cooking and stirring and ingesting until your Lawn Prawn Jubilee looks good enough to eat! [*]ENJOY!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ For further information on the raising and care of Slugs, please be sure to visit Bill's Slug Page!
Last edited by Gremelin; March 12th, 2020 at 08:29 PM.
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#174
March 15th, 2004 at 06:03 AM
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Bill, can I get 2 dozen of the giant gourmet banana slugs????? I could cook them up and take them to the inlaws and tell them they are a new delicasy....he he he......Just kidding, I wouldn't do that to them......  Slugs, I hate slugs.....if there is one garden pest that I battled last year(because it was very wet here) it was slugs......Sluggo to the rescue.  Beer too, I'm up for anything that works.
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#175
March 15th, 2004 at 06:31 AM
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Yeah, that's what I said Loz,
Beer Battered Es`cargo!!!
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#176
March 15th, 2004 at 09:43 PM
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The Cheetah!
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#177
March 15th, 2004 at 11:52 PM
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Hmmmmmmmmmmph!!!! :p
Obviously, you haven't discovered this "finer thing of life" yet. It is truly a gourmet's delicasy! Think of the first time anyone suggested sushi to you.... yummmmmmm!
My mother always said that you can't say that "you don't like it" until you've tried it!!!!
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#178
March 16th, 2004 at 04:13 AM
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If this new enterprise of yours doesn't work out, perhaps you next could organize a SLUGFEST. You know, let the little buggers slug it out in the ring, relay style, with a neverending supply on either side.
You could take bets on the side that wins (kills the most other slugs)!
It would attract a world of fans!!!!!!!!
Judith
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#179
March 16th, 2004 at 07:24 AM
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Bill, if that's the case and they truely are a delicasy to be recond with send me 12 giant bananas. Here you can buy them in some pet stores for $30 ocationaly but I've never seen prices that good! Even if I get to scared to eat them I can make a killing at the pet store! 
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#180
March 16th, 2004 at 07:50 AM
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Ewww, on fear factor tonight they had to eat 12 snails.....it was so disgusting.....I couldn't have done it for millions of dollars. All I could think about was how gross they are.....and I couldn't believe these people were eating them.
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#181
March 17th, 2004 at 05:12 AM
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Was that ironic or what....Bill posting those slimey little buggers the same day they showed that on fear factor....
That was the most disgusting thing ever.... :p :p
Okay Bill how many have you eaten out of your own yard.....not in the bottle.....and how drunk did you have to get???? or was it a dare???? sure hope it was worth it!!!!
Horrible and beyond Yuckyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!
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#182
March 17th, 2004 at 05:16 AM
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Oh and as far as the sushi!!!! :p :p :p as well!!!! And yes I have tasted it and still yuckyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!! All snails and slugs will eat around here are the bottom of my shoe.....especially after what they did to my cactus!!!! 
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#183
March 21st, 2004 at 12:20 AM
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HIC! OOOOOOH, Hon..... HIC!  Sheesh... Who gives a hang? the Hornitos is swelllllll.....
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#184
March 21st, 2004 at 01:59 PM
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhh yes! The power of Horneytoes!!! It makes everything taste better! 
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#185
March 21st, 2004 at 05:02 PM
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hey shadow, where ya been buddy, been missing ya!
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#186
March 22nd, 2004 at 07:02 AM
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Lurking in the shadows ma'am... I'm always lurking in the shadows........ 
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#187
April 10th, 2004 at 03:56 AM
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! that is soooooo nasty  ! but you didnt hear that from me!
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#188
May 18th, 2004 at 04:28 AM
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The Garden Helper
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Originally posted by loz: Bill, can I get 2 dozen of the giant gourmet banana slugs????? I could cook them up and take them to the inlaws and tell them they are a new delicasy....he he he......Just kidding, I wouldn't do that to them......
uhhhhh... a question Loz... just for clarification.... Are you saying you wouldn't do that to your inlaws or you wouldn't do that to the slugs? 
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#189
May 18th, 2004 at 04:50 PM
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Hmmm, that's a tough question bill......lol.....You know since slugs are so much my friends and all Hmmmmm, I don't know if I could do that to the poor old slimy slugs. I just  :p Could you hear the sarcasm dripping from that statement????? I hope so..... I guess, I wouldn't do that to my inlaws......now that wouldn't make me a good daughter in law/sister in law now would it?
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#190
March 9th, 2005 at 06:35 PM
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T E Q U I L A!!!!!!!!!!! Woohoooooooo ... NOW you're talkin'!!!! 
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