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HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DONT MOVE FAST ANYMORE. #168671
March 20th, 2007 at 01:01 PM
March 20th, 2007 at 01:01 PM
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> HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DONT MOVE FAST ANYMORE. (Not
> that
> any of you are that!)
>
>
> George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife
> told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could
> see
> from the bedroom window.
>
> George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there
> were
> people in the shed stealing things.
>
> He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said
> "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply
> lock his door and an officer would be along when available.
>
> George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
>
> "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in
> my
> shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot
> them
> all." Then he hung up.
>
> Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an
> ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars
> red-handed.
>
> One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot
> them!"
>
> George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
>

Re: HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DONT MOVE FAST ANYMORE. #168672
March 20th, 2007 at 01:03 PM
March 20th, 2007 at 01:03 PM
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Re: HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DONT MOVE FAST ANYMORE. #168673
March 20th, 2007 at 01:04 PM
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Re: HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DONT MOVE FAST ANYMORE. #168674
March 20th, 2007 at 01:10 PM
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Re: HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DONT MOVE FAST ANYMORE. #168675
March 20th, 2007 at 04:44 PM
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Re: HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DONT MOVE FAST ANYMORE. #168676
March 20th, 2007 at 05:20 PM
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Re: HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DONT MOVE FAST ANYMORE. #168677
March 20th, 2007 at 05:21 PM
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Re: HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DONT MOVE FAST ANYMORE. #168678
March 20th, 2007 at 07:45 PM
March 20th, 2007 at 07:45 PM
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Re: HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DONT MOVE FAST ANYMORE. #168679
March 20th, 2007 at 08:06 PM
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Re: HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DONT MOVE FAST ANYMORE. #168680
March 21st, 2007 at 05:11 AM
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Re: HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DONT MOVE FAST ANYMORE. #168681
March 21st, 2007 at 02:42 PM
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