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My wife's small accident
#165688 March 13th, 2007 at 03:02 PM
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Don't forget to read the last line under the picture!

To my darling husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.
XXX


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P.S. Your girlfriend called

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#165689 March 13th, 2007 at 03:06 PM
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#165690 March 13th, 2007 at 03:17 PM
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#165691 March 13th, 2007 at 03:43 PM
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#165692 March 13th, 2007 at 03:51 PM
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#165693 March 13th, 2007 at 04:33 PM
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My husband got that email a couple of days ago,
and was laughin' quite hard with that one...

Him and I were tryin' to figure out what state
that was from, by the license plates..
Duh

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#165694 March 13th, 2007 at 04:35 PM
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laugh laugh laugh Notice how the motor bike still looks great too laugh

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#165695 March 13th, 2007 at 05:32 PM
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Can't help you Weezie. It's not just that I am a foreigner but my photo enhancement software will not pick out exactly what it says. Perhaps I could get friends with North Yorkshire Police forensics to look at it. Then again they might just call me something rude if I did. ( p )

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#165696 March 13th, 2007 at 05:41 PM
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#165697 March 13th, 2007 at 06:13 PM
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I also got this a while back and was looking at the license plate trying to figure out what state...It looks just like the Arkansas plates here, but not sure?

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#165698 March 13th, 2007 at 06:58 PM
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I'm pretty sure those plates say Arkansas! thumbup

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#165699 March 13th, 2007 at 07:00 PM
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I thought Arkansas too comfrey.
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#165702 March 13th, 2007 at 09:23 PM
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Yep--I think Arkansas too.

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#165703 March 13th, 2007 at 10:35 PM
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#165704 March 14th, 2007 at 06:34 AM
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It's agreed then. Arkansas. Wonder how I got Bill and Hilary's private mail. dev

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#165705 March 14th, 2007 at 11:52 AM
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#165706 March 15th, 2007 at 12:39 AM
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Arkansas it is! <chuckle>

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