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#151948 February 2nd, 2006 at 01:29 AM
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Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The "Pillsbury Doughboy" died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old
man and was considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes laugh

#151949 February 2nd, 2006 at 01:32 AM
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Oh Mike, you had me scared there for a moment! Thanks for the smile this morning!

#151950 February 2nd, 2006 at 01:35 AM
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laugh laugh laugh

#151951 February 2nd, 2006 at 01:52 AM
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Very good. I saved it to share. Thank you.

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laugh thumbup laugh Very funny! laugh thumbup laugh

#151953 February 2nd, 2006 at 04:23 AM
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Thanks...I needed that! laugh thumbup

#151954 February 2nd, 2006 at 04:24 AM
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laugh laugh MIke,

you had me in stiches,very funny i sent it right away a my hubby s bike shop.

thanks...any more please share. wavey


Franny


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