Ok...so here we go with.....
Part 2 of the Bumblebee Chronicles
My name is Rob. I was sent to this hive as an undercover agent.
There are suspicions about a bee trying to kill the Queen Bee. It is my job
to figure out exactly what is going on. I believe I know who it is. I have
been establishing a relationship with her over the last few weeks.
Today we are going to a garden that my supervisor, Karen, suggested.
I have been coming to this garden for the last few weeks. This will be the
first time for Karissa. She has been bugging me about the "Batface" flower
that I have told her about. It will be somewhat dangerous to get to the
garden, but it is such a wonderful day outside it will be worth it. While
the suspect is working I am going to meet with Karen. This will be a
dangerous meeting. We will be out in public, so I will have to act casually.
I am meeting up with the suspect, Karissa, soon to go to the garden. I hope
this goes well.
There is Karissa now. She is very stuck on herself. She thinks that
the hive revolves around her, and that she is the most beautiful bee in the
hive. She will flirt and strut her stuff (if you know what I mean) to get
her way! If for some reason she does not get her way, she will pitch a hissy
fit! She will do what ever it takes, no matter what, to get what she wants!
That's the reason we suspect that she might be trying to kill the Queen.
Over the last few weeks, I believe Karissa has developed a slight
crush on me. She has not left me alone for a second, and if any one else
speaks to me she becomes possessive! She does not want anyone else talking
to me. She is such a needy, spoiled rotten bee! She is not all there in the
head. She doesn't pay attention to what she is doing most of the time. Just
a moment ago while we were on our way to the garden, she crashed into me
because she was not paying attention to where she was going. At least we
made it here in one piece.
I have suggested that she check out the "Betty Boop" rose
so that I
can keep an eye on her while I meet with Karen. She insists that she likes
the "Bearded Iris" better. What ever! Just scram so I can take care of
business. There is Karen now. Sorry but this is confidential information. I
will have to get back to you later.
Well that was an interesting meeting. Now I have my updated orders
and I am back to my undercover self. Back at the hive we are told that there
was an attack on the hive and some good friends during the battle. Tonight
there will be a celebration in their memory. Jo, Karissa's friend, informs
me that she switched jobs with Karissa. Karissa plans on killing the queen
tonight, she is planning on poisoning the queen with her food! I have to do
something. I have to let Karissa think she is getting away with the murder
by pretending that I do not know anything about her plot to kill the queen!
Everything has gone smoothly so far. The celebration is beginning
and Karissa is blissfully unaware. I will take care of the queen and get
back to the party. Karissa is sneaking up to the Queen now. Jo will detour
Karissa before she can get to the queen, and tell her that everything is
going as planned. There is Jo now, and Karissa is right on cue. Jo has
dropped the "Everything is ok" line. Now I need to get back to the party, so
I don't look suspicious!
I will have to keep Karissa busy all night. To do that I will need to dance
with her all night long and even walk her to her room. Sometimes being
undercover isn't so pretty! In the morning, after a good nights sleep, part
two of my plan will go into effect.
This morning I am having the whole hive report to the banquet hall for an
announcement. We will announce that the Queen died last night in her sleep
(of course she did not, we hid the Queen at another hive.), then this
afternoon we will choose a new queen. Everyone who wishes to be considered
for Queen is supposed to come back to the banquet hall at 2pm this
afternoon, after a "Selection Committee," with Walt and myself on it, is
selected. All I have to do now is sit back and watch the show.
Its now 2 pm. Karissa (of course) is here, along with Jennifer and Marie.
Jennifer and Marie are only here as decoys. I want to see how Karissa reacts
to a little competition. Karissa is flirting with Walt! She is such a flirt!
She will do anything to be Queen! Jennifer is coming up now. Karissa tripped
her! What is she thinking! Now Marie is running away crying! I guess Karissa
wins by default. The way Karissa has acted today is suspicious, but not
enough to convict her. I need some hard evidence to convict her. I will wait
until tomorrow when she is comfortable in the Queen's suite to get a
confession out of her.
This morning the new 'Queen' is all settled in her suite. I have a
wire on to record everything that is said between the 'Queen' and I and
then, Karen and the real Queen will hear it. As soon as Karissa confesses to
killing the previous Queen I will have all the evidence I need to convict
her. It is typical for a murderer to confess to someone. I will make sure
she confesses to me!
"Isn't this great, Rob? After I knocked off the queen everything just fell
into place. You and I will have this hive until the end of time. I am
getting sort of sleepy. Leave me alone to sleep." There is her confession!
Boy, that was easy!
I took the tape to my supervisor. She and previous Queen said that I have
everything I need to convict Karissa. The sentence for attempting to kill
the Queen is to have the wings of the assassin pulled off. Now we get to
have some fun!
"Queen Bee, you have been caught attempting to kill the prior Queen Bee! For
that the sentence is to get your wings pulled off! No, you cannot sting some
one! Do you have any last words? No last words? Ok, off to the wing pulling
"Mrs. Queen bee, Karissa has been 'taken care of.' Is there anything else
that you wish of me? No. OK. Thank you for letting me assist in the
investigation." I am so glad that it is all over. Now I can go back to my
normal life, with the wife and kids!