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#123746 May 17th, 2005 at 06:34 PM
Joined: Apr 2004
4Ruddy Offline OP
Wild Woman
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Wild Woman
Joined: Apr 2004
Subject: ALERT!!!

This is a "heads up" to those friends who haven't experienced
it yet, and an explanation to those friends and family who
have. Most of you have read the scare-mail about the person
whose kidneys were stolen while he was passed out. Well,
read on. While it was an "urban legend," this one is not.
It's happening every day.

My thighs were stolen from me during the night of August 3rd
a few years ago It was just that quick. I went to sleep in
my body and woke up with someone else's thighs. The new ones
had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Who would have done such
a cruel thing to legs that had been wholly, if imperfectly,
mine for years. Whose thighs were these? What happened to

I spent the entire summer looking for them. I searched, in
vain, at pools and beaches, anywhere I might find female limbs
exposed. I became obsessed. I had nightmares filled with
cellulite and flesh that turns to bumps in the night
Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my
life in jeans and Sheer Energy pantyhose.

Then, just when my guard was down, the thieves struck again.
My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang because they
took pains to match my new rear end (although badly attached
at least three inches lower than the original) to the thighs
they had stuck me with earlier. Now my rear complimented my
legs, lump for lump. Frantic, I prayed that long skirts
would stay in fashion.

It was 2 years ago when I realized my arms had been
switched. One morning while fixing my hair, I watched,
horrified but fascinated, as the flesh of my upper arms
swung to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This
was really getting scary. My body was being replaced,
cleverly and fiendishly, one section at a time. Age? Age
had nothing to do with it. Age was supposed to creep up,
unnoticed and intangible, something like maturity. NO, I
was being attacked, repeatedly and without warning.
In the end, in deepening despair, I gave up my T-shirts.
What could they do to me next? My eyes began to remind
people that they needed a new pair of Hush Puppies. My
poor neck disappeared more quickly than the Thanksgiving
turkey it now reminded me of.

That's why I've decided to tell my story; I can't take on
the medical profession by myself. Women of America, wake
up and smell thecoffee! That isn't really "plastic" those
surgeons are using. You know where they're getting those
replacement parts, don't you? The next time you suspect
someone has had a face "lifted," look again!Was it lifted
from you? Check out those tummy tucks and buttocks
raisings. Look familiar? Are those your eyelids on that
movie star? I think I finally may have found my thighs...
and I hope that Cindy Crawford paid a really good price
for them!
This is NOT a hoax!
This is happening to women in every town every night.
Warn all your friends!
P.S. I feel much better knowing this is happening. I
thought I wasjust getting old! I must say that last year
I thought someone had stolen my breasts. I was lying in
bed and they were gone; as I sprang from my bed I was
relieved to see that they were just hiding in my pajama
bottoms. After reading this, I will keep them hidden in my
waistband. Duh

#123747 May 17th, 2005 at 06:44 PM
Joined: Mar 2004
Official Problem Child
Official Problem Child
Joined: Mar 2004
I must say that last year
I thought someone had stolen my breasts. I was lying in
bed and they were gone;
Maybe that's what happened to MINE! shk
(The joke is on whoever ended up with them!) laugh

...and I thought it was because my silicone leaked out overnight! :rolleyes:


#123748 May 17th, 2005 at 07:54 PM
Joined: Mar 2005
Official Blabber Mouth
Official Blabber Mouth
Joined: Mar 2005
I want some of whatever they've got in their coffee. laugh laugh laugh

#123749 May 17th, 2005 at 08:00 PM
Joined: Mar 2005
Joined: Mar 2005
shocked i'm not really that gullible...,but....that story COULDN'T be real frown

#123750 May 17th, 2005 at 08:33 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Snow Bunny
Snow Bunny
Joined: Apr 2005
you mean it all was stolen from me??? I KNEW IT!!! It couldn't have been my fault I look like this now. shk shk

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