A Gardeners Forum Forums Members History Forum Life 2005 "When you're strange....."

That is so true Cindy...

Sheri, hope you find a new job soon..
Will make finding one, that much sweeter
when you do.. HANG IN THERE!!!!!

How did the Dr appt go?

It's still stuck......

People are strange when you're a stranger
Faces look ugly when you're alone
Women seem wicked ( ) when you're unwanted
Streets are uneven when you're down

I can't believe I am remembering the words!

Fernie...
That song plays over and over in my head constantly!
No way to forget the words!

Oh, you know how they are...
...he said I needed a specialist that was more special than him.
So, I have to go the VERY SPECIAL specialist on the 30th...
:rolleyes:

Cindy, ask your doctor if he feels like you feel. Maybe he loves Peter too. (take that anyway you want)

Came home for lunch to let the dog out. Gotta go back. Didn't see any cows going to WalMart on the way to hell, but I did see some horses headed to Sears.

Well dang Cindy, more Dr visits... blah!

Hope this special specialist can give you some answers!

Sheri you are too funny. This whole string has cracked me up. Thanks gals!



I had to sit in a 4 hour meeting with a lawyer about something that happened years ago that I know nothing about today. I think I would rather have a root canal. Thanks for making me smile... horses going to Sears... hee-hee.

O.K...that is way worse than going to Wal Mart.

Not sure... Wal-Mart is a special kind of h*ll isn't it?? I think I agree with Sheri on this one

Cindy, I would have gone to the farmer too about the bag. That can't be good for a cow no matter how funny it looks. Actually, knowing me I would have tried to get the bag from the cow then ended up with a p*ssed off cow or a farmer that thinks I was trying to molest his animal. What a sight that would be...
And I hope your special Special doctor fixes you up right as rain (what a silly saying...)

If you've ever watched Andy Griffith or Leave It To Beaver (who would call their child Beaver), then you know that there used to be 1, count them, 1 one uno un ein, doctor for everything and people weren't nearly as sick. Now we have special specialist and they can't treat a thing. If you go to a surgeon he wants to operate. I've actually known people who went to an orthopedic doctor and were told they had a hair line fracture when they didn't. Go to a neurologist and he'll find something wrong with your nervous system. The definition of a specialist is
medical specialist, specialist - practices one branch of medicine. Just give me back the old doctor who could and WOULD treat it all.

The tow truck driver that moved our shed.. Beaver. Right on his truck. Beaver's towing. Don't know if that's his real name, or a nickname.

This thread has seriously brought smiles to my face today. And yes, Walmart is a different kind of hell, but still..

hey palies,

I hope all you good folks are having a great evening.

I am so tempted to go on a rant about good 'ole wallys(corporate bullies)...(crappy products)
but alas I wont.

I'm trying to calm myself down from my latest encounter with my chem queen neighbor.
I asked politely and calmly(but no)

So I turned the hose on her.man was she po'ed.

I need a funny.this one made me smile.

There was a young maid of Madras
Who had a magnificent [BLEEP].
'Twas not rounding and pink,
As you probably think,
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.

oh crap .......sorry.......I've got too many screens open.

Uhhh...I learned my lesson on doing that...

Did you really turn the hose on your neighbor?????

:rolleyes: yep i did.

They are getting a new roof.
Instead of paying someone to haul off the shingles and insulation they pile it up and light it on fire.

My girls are watching me of course. So I am doing the best I can to be polite and stay calm.

I had to call the sheriff.He is very cool.

sorry about the mis-post....I called her a stupid cow

Hell, I live in Eastern Kentucky and we aren't even allowed to do that HERE!

I can honestly say that I would have called her much worse than a stupid cow...I guess that's where my daughter learned her "french"...from me.

Duckie...

You are my hero for today!!!

Duckie what do you have against cows? They have better sense then to burn shingles when it is so dry and where it would or could affect another person. Speaking of cows had to go to W-Mart tonight for dog food as feed store burned down.Did not see any cows with bags in their mouths but did see a few with all their no minding calves running wild and a few Horse's Patoot's.
Jimmy

Duckie - I'm still finding ceiling tile in the old fire pit -- Not to mention insulation, shingles, car parts, batteries - you name it, I'm finding it. Most people in this area (not sure if you're near me) have no concern for the environment and burn anything. <sigh>

What a hoot that you sprayed your neighbor!

I have the same problem with a neighbor too....
He's burned on and off for over 5 years now...
And the smell......
I have a little burn barrel too, so don't think
I'm not burning either, but I only burn paper,
I am such a fanatic about only burning paper,
I even peal the clear plastic off the windows
of spaghetti boxes.... :rolleyes:

This is my worst fear.....

I haven't been to Wal-Mart since the "cow incident"...
...and now I'm afraid the next time I go to WallyWorld there will be bovines in there, pushing shopping carts around.... :rolleyes:

Nothing grosses me out worse than smelling plastic burning!
I had a neighbor here that used to burn his trash every single night...and the smell of the burning plastic was awful. Thank God he's still in jail for that "other thing".

Weezie you're OD as they would say back in my old stompin grounds

Seriously though, when we first moved here - total culture shock for me - no free garbage pickup twice a week like I was used to in NYC. So burned too - but nothing plastic. In my mind that made it ok... but I started getting into composting and trying to do stuff au-naturale and yaknow, since we've been composting, I've cut my garbage in about half (if not more). A lot of our garbage was boxes because of all the stock we get. So, it's kind of compost heaven It's so much fun seeing what we can put in the heap.

Cindy - I'd rather see the bovines than some of the PIGS we have here!