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#109361 June 25th, 2005 at 09:11 PM
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Got this in an e-mail today and thought you all might get a chuckle or two out of it.
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Murphy's OTHER Laws

1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have any film.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
4. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
5. Back up my hard drive? How do u put it in reverse?
6. I just got lost in thought. It wuz unfamiliar territory.
7. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
8. Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it.
9. Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don't.
10. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
11. Hes not dead. He's electroencephalographically challenged.
12. Shes always late. In fact, her ancestors came over on the "June flower".
13. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
14. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
15. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
16. Pardon my driving. I'm reloading.
17. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
18. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
19. It is hard to understand how a cemetery can raise its burial costs and blame it on the higher costs of living.
20. Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
21. The 50-50-90 role: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, theres a 90% probability youll get it wrong.
22. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
23. You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
24. Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world population.
25. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
26. The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
27. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking.
28. Flashlight: a case for holding dead batteries.
29. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture.
30. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing right.
31. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
32. Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
33. I wish the buck stopped here, as i could use a few.
34. I started out with nothing, and i still have most of it.
35. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
36. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

#109362 June 25th, 2005 at 09:25 PM
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It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
Uhhh...that would be me! wavey

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#109363 June 25th, 2005 at 09:49 PM
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I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe
I resemble that remark!

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#109364 June 25th, 2005 at 11:40 PM
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8. Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it.
This one is me....but then I grew up in the 60's.

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#109365 June 26th, 2005 at 04:52 AM
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I have dibbs on this one

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

Weezie can testify to this. She always has to correct my help. I think I have the information right, but 90% of the time I've got it wrong. Thanks Weezie!!!!

#109366 June 26th, 2005 at 09:09 AM
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16. Pardon my driving. I'm reloading.
I saw someone with a bumper sticker that was close to this...."Keep honking. I'm reloading" I SO want one of those!!! laugh

#109367 June 26th, 2005 at 09:33 AM
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8. Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it.
That was the one I was gonna pick!!!!
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Weezie can testify to this. She always has to correct my help. I think I have the information right, but 90% of the time I've got it wrong. Thanks Weezie!!!!
Just gotta straighten it out a bit,
but never much!!!
You got the right parts there, maybe I just put it in working order...
***gotta remember sometimes with new gardener's
it's very hard to understand the legistic's of it all...*** kissies

#109368 June 26th, 2005 at 09:44 AM
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23. You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
That ones mine.....I need to remind myself that I don't need so much junk....I'm the one who's always buying little knick knacks(way too many in my house) and WAY too many clothes....if something is on clearance at walmart and it's semi cute then I buy it just because it's so cheap.....I have enough clothes and shoes for about 10 people. nutz

#109369 June 26th, 2005 at 11:13 AM
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33. I wish the buck stopped here, as i could use a few.
This one is mine for the next 9 months! grinnnn


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