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#106561 November 29th, 2004 at 06:32 AM
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A father was speaking to his teenage daughter. "You arrived very late, at 3 o'clock in the morning, and you kept me and your mother up waiting anxiously for you. I do not want that to ever happen again."
"But, Father," the girl replied, "I will never be able to do that again." What did she mean?

#106562 November 29th, 2004 at 07:35 AM
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I think they must be talking about the day she was born. ??

#106563 November 29th, 2004 at 10:11 AM
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You got it, GG!!!
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#106564 November 29th, 2004 at 10:32 AM
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Okay, here's another:

A man stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 26th floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived?

#106565 November 29th, 2004 at 03:27 PM
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There were window washers on a scaffold outside the window...he landed on the scaffold?

G-Mom grinnnn

#106566 November 29th, 2004 at 11:04 PM
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Oh, I've heard this one! I think G-mom is close, but no cigar, right Cricket?

#106567 November 30th, 2004 at 01:07 AM
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was he dreaming that he jumped? Duh

#106568 November 30th, 2004 at 09:48 AM
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GeeGee is right, G'Mom, very close but no cigar. Good guess though! You're headed in the right direction - almost.

#106569 November 30th, 2004 at 09:49 AM
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Sorry, Miss Jamie, he was awake and knew exactly what he was doing!!

#106570 November 30th, 2004 at 02:27 PM
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He was the window washer,looking IN through the window. He opened it and went in the building?

G-Mom grinnnn

#106571 December 1st, 2004 at 04:25 AM
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You got it right on, G-Mom! thumbup

#106572 December 1st, 2004 at 06:29 AM
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I love it!!!!!!
Thats ones truely great

#106573 December 1st, 2004 at 09:56 AM
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A horse jumps over the tower and lands on a man, who disappears. How can such a thing be?

#106574 December 1st, 2004 at 10:32 AM
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Well given that a horse jumping over a tower isn't that likely to occur I'm gonna guess that the man was either a ghost or he disappeared cause he got plowed into the ground from the horse landing on him and disappeared into the ground grinnnn

#106575 December 1st, 2004 at 10:48 AM
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Good try, Shani, but that's not it.

#106576 December 1st, 2004 at 03:53 PM
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it's a chess game right?
A knight jumped over a rook and captured a pawn.

#106577 December 2nd, 2004 at 06:14 AM
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You got it, Belinda! And at that time of morning!!! thumbup

#106578 December 2nd, 2004 at 11:14 PM
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A policeman follows a burglar into a bar. When he enters the bar he finds a set of identical twins, dressed the same, with the loot between them. After several minutes he arrests one of the twins.

#106579 December 3rd, 2004 at 03:19 AM
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There had to be some kind of difference between them...One of them was wearing jewelry(necklace,earrings or rings)or maybe glasses?

G-Mom grinnnn

#106580 December 3rd, 2004 at 04:40 AM
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G-Mom, you are on the right track...there was a difference between them, but they were dressed identically and both wore glasses.

#106581 December 3rd, 2004 at 05:31 AM
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I was going to say he fingerprinted them, because identical twins still have different fingerprints, but now your glasses remark has thrown me off.

Hmmm.....

#106582 December 3rd, 2004 at 02:49 PM
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1 wore sunglasses and the other 1 wore regular glasses?

G-Mom grinnnn

#106583 December 3rd, 2004 at 11:17 PM
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You're on the right track...but not quite, G-Mom! grinnnn

#106584 December 4th, 2004 at 04:50 AM
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Was one of them wearing a blind person's glasses, thus making it unlikely he would be the burglar?

#106585 December 4th, 2004 at 11:34 AM
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Good guess, Geegee, but...nope. Keep trying though! grinnnn

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