#106118
October 3rd, 2004 at 04:11 AM
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Official Problem Child
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OP
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Joined: Mar 2004
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Was it the NATIONAL INTRUDER ?
Nope. Actually, it was the "Weekly World News"! Yep! There's a picture of me in the article to prove it! Cindy
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#106119
October 3rd, 2004 at 04:20 AM
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The Garden Helper
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The Garden Helper
Joined: Aug 2002
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The worlds biggest baby? Faked that Bigfoot footage? Monica? 
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#106120
October 3rd, 2004 at 04:30 AM
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Joined: Mar 2004
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 Uhhh...does that mean I HAD the world's biggest baby, or I AM the world's biggest baby?
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#106121
October 3rd, 2004 at 04:36 AM
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The Garden Helper
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The Garden Helper
Joined: Aug 2002
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If that's the story it would be "I WAS the world's biggest baby" because that would have been a verrrrrrrry long time ago!!! 
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#106122
October 3rd, 2004 at 04:43 AM
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Joined: Mar 2004
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Dang, how old do you think I am?
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#106123
October 3rd, 2004 at 04:54 AM
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The Garden Helper
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The Garden Helper
Joined: Aug 2002
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Considering the fact that two clicks will show me your birth date, do you realllllly want me to answer that on here? 
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#106124
October 3rd, 2004 at 05:04 AM
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OP
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Joined: Mar 2004
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Sure! Go right ahead! 
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#106125
October 3rd, 2004 at 05:11 AM
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The Garden Helper
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The Garden Helper
Joined: Aug 2002
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Oh m'gosh! I didn't realize that you were THAT old! I'm sorry Cindy.. so very, very sorry! 
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#106126
October 3rd, 2004 at 05:14 AM
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Joined: Mar 2004
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Yeah.....I'm fixing to drop over any day! I have to be at least ,hmmm ...let's say, 65???? Almost as old as you!
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#106127
October 3rd, 2004 at 05:16 AM
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Joined: Mar 2004
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oh, yeah....
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#106128
October 3rd, 2004 at 03:28 PM
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Anonymous
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Ya'll make me feel like a " spring chicken"  Karen 
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#106129
October 3rd, 2004 at 07:48 PM
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Joined: Sep 2002
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o.k , I looked up WEEKLY WORLD NEWS online and they don't seem to have archives (surprise,surprise) but I did a search anyway and came up with some possibilities;"Dear Serena: My cat, Kikki, has a fit every time my new boyfriend, Tommy, comes in the apartment. When he tried to pet her, she clawed him. I love Kikki and don't want to lock her up, but I don't want Tommy to be uncomfortable either. Can you convince my pet to behave? -- Cindy in Oshkosh
Dear Cindy: Your pet is behaving beautifully! She's trying to warn you about your new boyfriend since you're too blinded by his good looks to see the truth. He told you a sob story about an ex-wife who took him for everything. It's a lie. He also borrowed money from you that you'll never get back. His plan is to move in with you and let you support him "while he's getting back on his feet." Agreeing to this would be a BIG mistake, one that will take a very long time to correct."
This is going to be like minute mysteries,o.k.?
1.Do you have a cat name Kikki (or is this an alias)
2.Do you have a new boyfriend ?
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#106130
October 3rd, 2004 at 08:29 PM
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Joined: Mar 2004
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#106131
October 3rd, 2004 at 10:33 PM
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Joined: Jan 2004
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#106132
October 3rd, 2004 at 11:40 PM
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Anonymous
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KAREN@CINDY, DO YOU KNOW YOU BOTH HAVE AN ENGLISH SENSE OF HUMOUR Are you saying we are the American version of "Benny Hill'? Karen
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#106133
October 3rd, 2004 at 11:54 PM
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Compost Queen!
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Compost Queen!
Joined: Apr 2003
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I was thinkin' more like the 3 Stooges myself!!  :p   Just kidding you guys!!! Weezie Ooooooooooooooh, a wise guy!! Yuck, Yuck, Yuck!! Spread out you knuckleheads!!!
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#106134
October 3rd, 2004 at 11:58 PM
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Joined: Mar 2004
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#106135
October 4th, 2004 at 12:02 AM
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Compost Queen!
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Compost Queen!
Joined: Apr 2003
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#106136
October 4th, 2004 at 12:06 AM
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Anonymous
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The only problem is who is which stooge? Karen
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#106137
October 4th, 2004 at 12:47 AM
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Here's another Cindy from the tabloid: GALS' BIZARRE NEW ADDICTION -- PLUMBER'S CRACK! Twenty-nine-year-old divorcee Cindy B. of Cleveland knows firsthand about the nightmare of addiction. She admits the hankering for plumber's crack became all-consuming and ended up destroying her marriage. "I just couldn't help myself. I'd stand there, gawking at that magnificent tush, blushing like a schoolgirl," the fanny-fixated mom of two recalls. "I knew I had a problem, but I couldn't talk about it with anyone." Arguments over the family's skyrocketing plumbing bill -- which peaked at $6,900 a month -- led her husband to file for divorce last November. Is this your story?
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#106138
October 4th, 2004 at 01:31 AM
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Official Problem Child
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Joined: Mar 2004
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#106139
October 4th, 2004 at 01:45 AM
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Joined: Aug 2003
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My husband is a plumber and he does have a good tush. Yum Yum
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#106140
October 4th, 2004 at 01:55 AM
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The Garden Helper
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The Garden Helper
Joined: Aug 2002
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I told Weezie that she shouldn't be messing with your signature, but you know how headstrong she can be at times.... 
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#106141
October 4th, 2004 at 01:58 AM
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Joined: Sep 2002
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Oh,thank god i'm not 
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#106142
October 4th, 2004 at 02:00 AM
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Joined: Mar 2004
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Bestofour.....  Bill.....  Liar, liar pants on fire!
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