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Or maybe gardenmom wants the zinfansomething to go along with the seeds.

Meg

She still won't tell!

Karen

O.K., Karen!
We've had a little zinfinsomething (both of us!).
KEEP YOUR LIPS SEALED!!!

oh, come on, just a little hint!!!

Which thing do enquiring minds want to know?

I'll tell all but one!

and gardenmom won't tell ANY!

You can't throw us morsels and then not expect us to not want to know!!!!!! Come, on just an itsy bitsy hint? I buy the tabloids on occasion but I've never known anyone that was actually in one.......I just might have read your story before I even knew who you were......OMG, this is going to drive me nuts..... It was either a sad story, or you won some super lotto, or you had a sex change.... J/K....you know some of those tabloids run those kinds of stories........ :rolleyes: or maybe you were a celebrity stalker, or OJ's secret lover, or you knew something about a murder.....oh now my mind is really going..... Yep, it's official....I've read way to many tabloids......I'll admit it....don't buy them much anymore but there for a while I was a secret tabloid junkie.

Hmmm...Are we playing minute mysteries?

Maybe she was stalked by a celebrity

Hmmm...was that a "gardening glove they found?

Karen

Yeah! That one the neighbor's dog stole from me!

loz...
Do you read this one ?

Karen

Did you remember to "water" your skunks tonight?

Karen

I sat outside with Waylon earlier while he ate two scoops of Cat Chow and a half a pan of water.
Sunflower didn't show up. Haven't seen her since the other night when she was limping real bad.

Hope she's OK

Karen

LOL, yep I did see that one.......Pretty good.....what does your stories picture look like???

Ok, so if you're willing to share all but one.. I say share all but one.


Meg

#1 - The Dorothy Lamore visit.

We lived in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba at the time.
My dad would take us backstage after the USO shows to get the star's autographs ( I have quite a collection!). He must have looked pretty good to Ms. Lamore, because we got special treatment backstage, and she wanted to just keep talking to my dad forever! (She was a pretty hot number back then!) The next day a Navy jeep pulls up at our house and Dorothy Lamore gets out...LOOKING FOR MY DAD! She stayed for quite awhile.....

Wow, how old were you?????

My sister once got invited by Martin and Charlie Sheen to go to their hotel room.......Not much of a surprise because he was pretty wild back in the day........she didn't go.....

I was 7, which made my dad 27!
He was pretty hot back then!

LOL.....I bet that was one thing he always told his buddies about......

o.k,o.k, yada yada yada..........it's the tabloid story that us enquiring minds really want to know about??
Was it the NATIONAL INTRUDER ?
What year was it?
Were you fully clothed?
Out with it!