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I scared those two beagles off yesterday and I didn't even have to fire my weapon!

I went out the back door and walked around to the front of the house where the dogs were. One was in the process of pooping, the other was stealing the cat's bowl! When I got to the front and saw them, I yelled "HEY!!!" real loud! When they looked up and saw me they took off running like they had been shot in the butt with the BB gun! I started laughing so hard, then I heard others laughing... The neighbors next door (the good neighbors) were all out in the yard! And here I am dressed like Rambo sneaking up on the dogs while they're pooping!

Cindy we need more than a picture here....we need an action video with sound Who knows you could make a bunch of money on funniest home video or the other one with funniest animals!!!!

Then you could just fly one of those bird windsocks from a pole in the yard. People here have those hawk windsocks flying and they look soooo real.

Meet Fred.
Fred weighs 230 pounds.
Fred doesn't like beagles.
Fred eats beagles.
Problem solved........

OMG! I have always wanted one of those!

Can I borrow Fred long enough for him to devour all my neighbor's dogs?

Hey, this is just a day in the life of Cindy!

My "good" neighbor next door (as opposed to the "bad" neighbors in front and behind me) came over today to check out my "pond", and gave me what I thought (at the time)

Hmmmmm.....

hey ms. cindy! You, Karen and I should all live in that area ^.^ Karen on the sell house, and i'll buy the one out back. They'll sell it to me We'd probably drive the neighborhood insane!

~Phoebe

I like that idea! We could have our own gardening commune. We could call it "Looney-Tooney Estates" Insanity would be a requirement for admission

I got to pop my first Chow in the butt this morning with my new pump-up BB gun!

He was eating the cat's food when I saw him, dragging a 15 foot long logging chain from his collar! I went outside to get the chain off him, and he growled at me , so I ran back inside like a little scaredy cat. He was walking around the yard lifting his leg on the hose reel, the shovel, the wheelbarrow, Brennan's toys.....so, I got the BB gun and popped him in the butt!

That was a NEW dog!

I wonder why they come straight to MY yard!?!

Just because I have a sign in the front yard that says my yard is a certified Wildlife Habitat, that doesn't mean it's a toilet!


Cindy

Good job cindy! you should put up a sign that says "Caution: Crazy Bird Lady on Patrole. Enter at own Risk" and under it in crayon have a sign that says "That goes for domestic animals as well"

~Phoebe