Okay everyone!!!! Now it seems to me Cindy is Hell-bent to injure herself, before she gets on the plane!!! Lets seee... sooo far...While talking on the phone with me she hit her knee hard on the door frame and hears her knee crackling when she walks, Is it better now Cindy??
Her shoulder is still bothering her
SHe has attempted to strip her head bald by way of a vacuum cleaner
She Picked up a glass and almost choked on a Geek
I know there Must be more I just can't think of the rest!!! Soo we need to make a list for Cindy So she can refer back OR print out and post everywhere in the house to Tryyyy be stay safe long enough to Get Her on that Plane
1. No vacuuming untill you get back from CedarHill 2. No talking on the phone and walking at the same time!!! 3. Look in glass before you drink,, this includes bottles and cans 4. Only use the microwave 5. Look in chairs Before you sit down 6, No use of knives of any kind for any reason!!! 7. Even the use of a can opener is 'iffy' 8. Make sure your shoes are tied and extra lace is tucked in top of shoe before you take one step forward OR backwards for that matter!
Come on ~~ All of you can help me keep her safe If she follows these rules!! Plezzzzzzz add on to the list for her safe keeping!!!
She Has to get on the Plane Un-injured!!!!
"Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
perhpas she should hire her garden work done---I can see her hurting herself on one garden implement or another----, tripping on a garden hose & breaking a leg, cutting her head open or something-----you get the idea----
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Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!! .....
the Head gnome has promised me that the planes won't crash, and i trust him...so if I can make it to the airport and onto the plane I guess I'm good to go!
That's Right Cindy and When you land you'll have Wild Willy's family to look out that you don't get hurt or have injuries by mishap while your at Cedar Hill!! The thing is We just gotta look out for you the best we can thru cyberspace to insure you get there without incident!!
Ohh Boy 13 days is a loooong time without something happening!!!
I'm running out of common things that you could have a mishap with...
Now I've got to start thinking outside the box cuz that's where You have the most accidents!!
"Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
bubble wrap! I just got a visual of Cindy wrapped head to toe in bubble wrap wearing a depends underneath with nothing else but her purse and laptop {also wrapped under the bubble wrap} boarding a plane!!
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