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Okay everyone!!!! Now it seems to me Cindy is Hell-bent to injure herself, [Linked Image] before she gets on the plane!!!
Lets seee... sooo far...
While talking on the phone with me she hit her knee hard on the door frame and hears her knee crackling when she walks, Is it better now Cindy?? kissie

Her shoulder is still bothering her boohoo

SHe has attempted to strip her head bald by way of a vacuum cleaner shock

She Picked up a glass and almost choked on a Geek shots rolz

I know there Must be more I just can't think of the rest!!!

Soo we need to make a list for Cindy So she can refer back OR print out and post everywhere in the house to Tryyyy be stay safe long enough to Get Her on that Plane

1. No vacuuming untill you get back from CedarHill
2. No talking on the phone and walking at the same time!!!
3. Look in glass before you drink,, this includes bottles and cans
4. Only use the microwave
5. Look in chairs Before you sit down
6, No use of knives of any kind for any reason!!!
7. Even the use of a can opener is 'iffy'
8. Make sure your shoes are tied and extra lace is tucked in top of shoe before
you take one step forward OR backwards for that matter!


Come on ~~ All of you can help me keep her safe If she follows these rules!! Plezzzzzzz add on to the list for her safe keeping!!!

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Funny stuff. Cindy, Take as good care of yourself as you do of Lola for the next couple weeks, Hmmmm?


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I'd say NIX on the microwave, cause she took melted cheese out of it and spilled in on her hand..right Triss?!!!

I think she should eat cold foods...sandwiches etc...and leave the stove alone!

Look in all directions before walking through doorways.That includes down.

Don't go near the pond.


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Originally Posted by angelblossom
Come on ~~ All of you can help me keep her safe If she follows these rules!! Plezzzzzzz add on to the list for her safe keeping!!!


Anyone have any rope??? :loL: lol notme notme notme

It wasn't me who suggested it! shock

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OMG Melted Cheese!!!!!!!!! Cindy!!!!

Okay ~~~~~~~~~well No Microwave then!!!!

No cold CUTS <-- uhuhh Ziptop bagged lunchmeats only!! thumbup

Nothing electical either!!

Don't even think about lighting a bbq grill to cook anything!!! Yep you may be starving when you'll get there( Cedar Hill)!! notme

Maybe we should order Meals on Wheels for her untill it's time for her to leave! idea egad


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Very Good Triss!! grin thumbup


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perhpas she should hire her garden work done---I can see her hurting herself on one garden implement or another----, tripping on a garden hose & breaking a leg, cutting her head open or something-----you get the idea----


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Originally Posted by jonni13
Cindy, Take as good care of yourself as you do of Lola for the next couple weeks, Hmmmm?


Yeahhhh Tina!!! Might be the best Rule of them all!!! She would Never let anything happen bad to Lola!!! grin


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Okay Cindy

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NO working with rakes, hose, clippers, etc!!!!! Great suggestion Carol!!!


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Do not go near the pond...stay within a 10 foot perimeter at all times!

I told her on the plane she should tie a rope to her laptop case handle and the other end to her leg.....

Didn't think about her having to get up and go potty though! lol

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((Maybe we should order Meals on Wheels for her untill it's time for her to leave!))
That is a good one, Diane!! lol lol

I like Marks rope too!!


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Originally Posted by loz


I told her on the plane she should tie a rope to her laptop case handle and the other end to her leg.....

Didn't think about her having to get up and go potty though! lol


Loz~ I already told Her NO Mile High Peeing!! notme lol lol She better take care of all the stuff before boarding that plane!!! egad


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Yes it is....so you have to try extra special hard!!!
Be extra special careful!!! And read Diane's list she has going for you, every hour or so!!!


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She does have terrific eyes, doesn't she?! I loved the eyes she had in her profile in the old forum!!

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Originally Posted by afgreyparrot
the Head gnome has promised me that the planes won't crash, and i trust him...so if I can make it to the airport and onto the plane I guess I'm good to go! thumbup



That's Right Cindy and When you land you'll have Wild Willy's family to look out that you don't get hurt or have injuries by mishap while your at Cedar Hill!! The thing is We just gotta look out for you the best we can thru cyberspace to insure you get there without incident!! kissie

Ohh Boy 13 days is a loooong time without something happening!!! egad

I'm running out of common things that you could have a mishap with...

Now I've got to start thinking outside the box cuz that's where You have the most accidents!! idea lol


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Yes Good one Rita!!!


No Parking lots!!!

and No stairs!!


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Then let's put her INSIDE the box and seal the lid!!!!
(punch holes so she can breathe of course)


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Cindy should just wear those adult diapers that Astronauts wear! notme

Then she wouldn't have to get up to pee on the plane!

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Originally Posted by loz
Cindy should just wear those adult diapers that Astronauts wear! notme

Then she wouldn't have to get up to pee on the plane!

Problem solved! clap


Yeahhh Get a box of Depends Like the astronut did going cross country!!! lol lol lol

and foil paks of Beam!! Really no telling what the astronauts have in those fluid foil space paks! shots notme


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That way she could drink, and drink, and sleep, and sleep and never get up!!!

Although when she meets bill she might smell a little funny! lol

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Originally Posted by afgreyparrot
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Yeahhh Get a box of Depends Like the astronut did going cross country!!!

lol lol lol
You just got 20 points for that!



clap clap Yeahhhhhhh 130 points soo far!! lol lol lol


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Thank you Cindy!!!![Linked Image]
Don't know why that can't still be in your Profile. So, I just put it in my Cindy File. Thank you!!!!


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Originally Posted by SpringFever
nono can't use those till your off the plane :LOL:



Yep!!!! lol lol


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Originally Posted by afgreyparrot
This is for Shirley...

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Yep! Can't use 'em anywhere near the Pilot!!

Sexy..bedroomy...dreamy....

Willy is the one that's going to get a rope and hog-tie her up!!!! lol lol


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(Is that dreamy...or drugged!)

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Drugged and Beamed! lol


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Well, you better be careful around men when you're drugged then, cause that would look mighty tempting!

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You know what I mean!!

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shock shock uhuhh


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Absolutely NONE of this!

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How cute Loz!!!!


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Shirley, you'd better hold her to it! lol

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Originally Posted by afgreyparrot
If I can make it to Washington and back without getting injured........


...I will show Shirley my toe!
...and my fork!


shots shots You know this statement is going into my file!!!

But....I won't hold my breath!!! notme


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Quick someone copy that to a word doc or something before Cindy edits it out!

And no lawn mowing during a thunder & lightning storm. No chasing down trash cans or lids during windy weather, you never know if a car is coming.


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Originally Posted by loz
Cindy should just wear those adult diapers that Astronauts wear! notme

Then she wouldn't have to get up to pee on the plane!

Problem solved! clap



loladult diapers and bubble wrap! thats all she needs to wear thumbup


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lol bubble wrap! I just got a visual of Cindy wrapped head to toe in bubble wrap wearing a depends underneath with nothing else but her purse and laptop {also wrapped under the bubble wrap} boarding a plane!![Linked Image]


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not good, but FUNNY!!


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Originally Posted by afgreyparrot
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I just got a visual of Cindy wrapped head to toe in bubble wrap wearing a depends underneath with nothing else but her purse and laptop

eeewwwww!!!!! nervous lol
...not a good visual. lol


Gotta leave an opening in the bubble wrap for pills and beam! lol lol lol

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I hate to suggest this but maybe we should let her get alittle injured so she doesn't bring the plane down. [sorry Cindy just a thought].


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