Errrm.......it just looked like he was hot and thirsty, that's all. (Yeah, that SOUNDS believable. Just , "hot and thirsty", heh, heh, heh. Whew! Close one there, Thorny old boy.)
Kingdoms RAGE and go to war...but the PEasants plant potatoes..
EARTH FIRST! (we'll strip-mine the OTHER planets later.)