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Who gave me the Pregnant Onion? #388443 Jun 10th, 2015 at 02:16 PM
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Like, ten years ago. Someone gave me a Pregnant Onion, I am thinking it was Tina.

Well, whoever fesses up to it is going to have to start paying child support. I have raised 500 kids on my own now and she is still having them. Can I have her spayed?



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Re: Who gave me the Pregnant Onion? [Re: afgreyparrot] #388444 Jun 10th, 2015 at 06:11 PM
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Re: Who gave me the Pregnant Onion? [Re: afgreyparrot] #388450 Jun 11th, 2015 at 06:14 AM
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I am involved in child neglect in the case of my pregnant onion.


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Re: Who gave me the Pregnant Onion? [Re: Tina] #388451 Jun 11th, 2015 at 08:13 AM
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OH Lordy ! I am laughing so hard I cannot stop.

Thanks guys ! !


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Re: Who gave me the Pregnant Onion? [Re: JunieGirl] #388452 Jun 11th, 2015 at 09:37 AM
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So, is Tina fessing up to giving me this constantly pregnant plant?
Baby Onions are in every windowsill, crying for their mother, who has 20 babies still in her bowl and is pregnant with more.


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Re: Who gave me the Pregnant Onion? [Re: afgreyparrot] #388453 Jun 11th, 2015 at 10:49 AM
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I may have. I don't rightly remember. You have obviously been a good onion mamma.


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Re: Who gave me the Pregnant Onion? [Re: Tina] #388454 Jun 11th, 2015 at 11:36 AM
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Yep, I still have the original one, and these babies...lol
Sometimes I walk in the kitchen and hear the babies talking to each other...
"Who's your daddy?"
"I don't know. Who's YOUR daddy?"


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Re: Who gave me the Pregnant Onion? [Re: afgreyparrot] #388455 Jun 11th, 2015 at 12:16 PM
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I don't know how mine are doing. They are outside and not growing into a large patch. Just mama and one daughter. I am happy with that.


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Re: Who gave me the Pregnant Onion? [Re: Tina] #388458 Jun 11th, 2015 at 12:33 PM
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Maybe I need to take all these outside and they will stop having babies.


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Re: Who gave me the Pregnant Onion? [Re: afgreyparrot] #388459 Jun 11th, 2015 at 01:14 PM
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LOL Mine are outside and are very pregnant all the time.
Freezing doesn't bother them, babies anyhow.
Just like the bears do.. flwr


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You mean I can keep them outside all year round?
I think they are sad in the house, no sunlight in here.


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Re: Who gave me the Pregnant Onion? [Re: afgreyparrot] #388464 Jun 11th, 2015 at 08:27 PM
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They can certainly go out in the spring-fall. I think it might get too cold in the winter. And they do pretty well here in the dappled shade.


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Re: Who gave me the Pregnant Onion? [Re: afgreyparrot] #388467 Jun 11th, 2015 at 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by afgreyparrot
You mean I can keep them outside all year round?
I think they are sad in the house, no sunlight in here.


Yes you can keep them out there all year.. I am zone 5 with winters .. I had them out for years.

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