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#388443 Jun 10th, 2015 at 03:16 PM
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Like, ten years ago. Someone gave me a Pregnant Onion, I am thinking it was Tina.

Well, whoever fesses up to it is going to have to start paying child support. I have raised 500 kids on my own now and she is still having them. Can I have her spayed?



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haha


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I am involved in child neglect in the case of my pregnant onion.


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OH Lordy ! I am laughing so hard I cannot stop.

Thanks guys ! !


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So, is Tina fessing up to giving me this constantly pregnant plant?
Baby Onions are in every windowsill, crying for their mother, who has 20 babies still in her bowl and is pregnant with more.


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I may have. I don't rightly remember. You have obviously been a good onion mamma.


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Yep, I still have the original one, and these babies...lol
Sometimes I walk in the kitchen and hear the babies talking to each other...
"Who's your daddy?"
"I don't know. Who's YOUR daddy?"


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I don't know how mine are doing. They are outside and not growing into a large patch. Just mama and one daughter. I am happy with that.


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Maybe I need to take all these outside and they will stop having babies.


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LOL Mine are outside and are very pregnant all the time.
Freezing doesn't bother them, babies anyhow.
Just like the bears do.. flwr


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You mean I can keep them outside all year round?
I think they are sad in the house, no sunlight in here.


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They can certainly go out in the spring-fall. I think it might get too cold in the winter. And they do pretty well here in the dappled shade.


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Originally Posted by afgreyparrot
You mean I can keep them outside all year round?
I think they are sad in the house, no sunlight in here.


Yes you can keep them out there all year.. I am zone 5 with winters .. I had them out for years.

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