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Who gave me the Pregnant Onion?
#388443 Jun 10th, 2015 at 03:16 PM
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Like, ten years ago. Someone gave me a Pregnant Onion, I am thinking it was Tina.

Well, whoever fesses up to it is going to have to start paying child support. I have raised 500 kids on my own now and she is still having them. Can I have her spayed?



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afgreyparrot #388444 Jun 10th, 2015 at 07:11 PM
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afgreyparrot #388450 Jun 11th, 2015 at 07:14 AM
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I am involved in child neglect in the case of my pregnant onion.


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Tina #388451 Jun 11th, 2015 at 09:13 AM
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OH Lordy ! I am laughing so hard I cannot stop.

Thanks guys ! !


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So, is Tina fessing up to giving me this constantly pregnant plant?
Baby Onions are in every windowsill, crying for their mother, who has 20 babies still in her bowl and is pregnant with more.


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afgreyparrot #388453 Jun 11th, 2015 at 11:49 AM
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I may have. I don't rightly remember. You have obviously been a good onion mamma.


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Tina #388454 Jun 11th, 2015 at 12:36 PM
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Yep, I still have the original one, and these babies...lol
Sometimes I walk in the kitchen and hear the babies talking to each other...
"Who's your daddy?"
"I don't know. Who's YOUR daddy?"


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afgreyparrot #388455 Jun 11th, 2015 at 01:16 PM
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I don't know how mine are doing. They are outside and not growing into a large patch. Just mama and one daughter. I am happy with that.


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Tina #388458 Jun 11th, 2015 at 01:33 PM
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Maybe I need to take all these outside and they will stop having babies.


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afgreyparrot #388459 Jun 11th, 2015 at 02:14 PM
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LOL Mine are outside and are very pregnant all the time.
Freezing doesn't bother them, babies anyhow.
Just like the bears do.. flwr


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You mean I can keep them outside all year round?
I think they are sad in the house, no sunlight in here.


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They can certainly go out in the spring-fall. I think it might get too cold in the winter. And they do pretty well here in the dappled shade.


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Originally Posted by afgreyparrot
You mean I can keep them outside all year round?
I think they are sad in the house, no sunlight in here.


Yes you can keep them out there all year.. I am zone 5 with winters .. I had them out for years.

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