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My sneaky grandson told me about the Ghost Pirate friends of his and that he had sent them all over the USA to find you. You were finally spirited out and was so scared you dropped the flags and ran. You were so scared you also did something else but I won't embarrass you by telling what it was. I grabbed those flags you dropped in your haste to run away. The Ghost Pirates lifted me in to their Ghost Ship and we sailed away. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!!
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We all know Hope Floats so I floated until I found you drunk from your bottle of rum .. Your one of those Friendly type drunks and when I found you, you were so excited to see me you just handed me the flags and gave me a hug told me ya loved me and Passed OUT .. BY the way I found out the ghost ship belonged to Casper, and his friendly ghost friends. They were all just Playing Pirates. I instructed Casper and his friends to stay with you and make sure you were okay and didn't get up in your drunken stupor and fall off your Fake Pirate ghost ship while looking for another bottle of rum. Knowing you would be "OUT" for quite a while, days probably cuz you've never gotten drunk and passed out before, I floated back to shore, and Hit the road,..Bye Bye,,,,, Hope your hangover isn't too terribly bad
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sounds like you're on your drunk'n stupor or still on your hangover,, cuz all you said Never happened ,, NOW you understand what it's like to be drunk,, and the memory and illusions that go with it I bet you'll never drink Rum again,, after you nurse you headache from your hangover, and you're clear headed,, then you can look for me,,
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LOL you are crazy!!! It was a fake drunk!!!!
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I have been hunting everywhere for you. I guess I will have to get my secret weapon out so I can find you.
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I have my radar out. Beep Beep Beep Beeeeeep. There you are!!! Hiding in your Garden gnome village! Aren't you a little too big to be hiding there? I just snuck up on your little gnomes and grabbed your flags, Ha Ha they were no protection at all!!!! I am off to the west, see if you can find me!!
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ahhhhhhh Shucks,, good job finding me,, I was getting cramps hiding in there,, hmmmmmmm to the west Huh?? Cali here I come,,,,,,,
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My grandson is worried that no one wants the flags anymore.
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been too tired to go west and look,, got drum up some travlin money first
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Beat that drum loudly, it will do no good, cause your drum has a hole in it.
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it sure does
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My grandson is disappointed that the story has gone south. Oops! Did I say south? Never mind, forget I said anything.
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nananananananana I still have the flags!!!!!!! Don't you want them?
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I did want the flags just been too busy else where to look for them again. I don't even know where last I was when I had them, But I do remember you drank some rum and thought I was imagining things
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Still drinking rum These flags sure are colorful!
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hic-up
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you hiccuped and covered your mouth dropped the flags and I grabbed the flags and off I go, where you'll find me nobody knows,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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