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Can't decide between the scumbag and the sleazeball in the upcoming election?  As a citizen, you have the right to write in the candidate of your choice!  I'm not a democrat or republican... ![[Linked Image]](http://www.thegardenhelper.com/special/barf.gif) I don't drink tea....   Vote for ME! I'll fix what has gone wrong!  1 2 3 Vote for me!  Write in Mr. Bill for whatever you will!  Gnomes are Cool!  Let's get rid of the current cesspool! ....
Last edited by Wild Willy; Oct 18th, 2010 at 07:34 PM. Reason: Far reaching political ramifications
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The Gnome
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Just imagine how confused our congress will be when they can't even figure out who the heck Mr. Bill is!  VOTE FOR MR. Bill!(You'll be glad you did!)
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Frogger
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BY gnome---(I was gonna write By George--but well, you know)--- -what a great idea !!!!!----   
![[Linked Image from agardenersforum.com]](//www.agardenersforum.com/images/graphics/buttons/junie.gif) ![[Linked Image from agardenersforum.com]](//www.agardenersforum.com/images/graphics/buttons/gardenhelper.jpg) ________ Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!! .....
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Northern Star
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~~Tam~ You can bury all your troubles by digging in the dirt. ![[Linked Image from agardenersforum.com]](//www.agardenersforum.com/images/psd/sunny.jpg)
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Hot Rod
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Googly yours , Mr Bill, Win the Election if you Will, Best Part comes , From Cedar Hill............ 
![[Linked Image]](//www.agardenersforum.com/images/graphics/buttons/dodge.gif) PS... My horse isn't here, this is my Nitemare..
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Official Problem Child!
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Well...I was gonna vote for Ron White...didn't know you were a write-in candidate 'til now. But...you know I will vote for you over Ron any day!!! 
![[Linked Image from agardenersforum.com]](//www.agardenersforum.com/images/graphics/buttons/afgrey.gif) ![[Linked Image from agardenersforum.com]](//www.agardenersforum.com/images/graphics/buttons/hostess.gif) [ Linked Image] ~Cinja~You're not really drunk until you're speaking fluent Ozzy Osbourne.
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The Gnome
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 I've already risen from a virtual unknown to #9 on Google for "Vote for Mr. Bill" In two years, I will become President Mr. Bill! 1 2 3 ... Vote for Me!Use your right, and write me in!
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Official Problem Child!
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When you become "President Mr. Bill" will you give me a job? 
[ Linked Image] ~Cinja~You're not really drunk until you're speaking fluent Ozzy Osbourne.
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Hot Rod
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I'll just take the money.
PS... My horse isn't here, this is my Nitemare..
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The Gnome
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When you become "President Mr. Bill" will you give me a job? Secretary of Health and Safety? 
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Grande Damme
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 ---> Bill!! I'd make a good Protocol person, Mr. Bill, when you are in the White House. I'm not the most tactful critter around, but I do grasp the rules. Plus, it would sound so nice, wouldn't it? "And who do you have in charge of Protocol, Mr. President Bill?" "Grande Damme, of course!" hehehee ... some other jobs I've thought of... You'd have to hire JV for the Department of Wildlife. Lynne & Carol Jean would have to collaberate on National Arts & Crafts. Bestofour would have to be in charge of the Department of Health. Tkhooper should be given a research job. Chermoni would make a great person on the President's Council for Fitness. Nana would be wonderful in the Department of Family Services!! Tamara could be an Ambassador to the Frozen North... with long vacations in the South! Dodge wants to be in charge of Ft. Knox. See? We'd all have your back, Mr. Bill!
![[Linked Image]](//www.agardenersforum.com/images/graphics/buttons/merme.gif) We were given two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to listen & two legs to walk. But why were we given only one heart? The other heart was given to another for us to find.
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Tamara could be an Ambassador to the Frozen North... with long vacations in the South! I'm scared of spiders...don't send me to the South
~~Tam~ You can bury all your troubles by digging in the dirt.
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Official Problem Child!
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When you become "President Mr. Bill" will you give me a job? Secretary of Health and Safety? Well...I was gonna reply to this but I left a burner on and the kitchen is on fire right now...BRB.....
[ Linked Image] ~Cinja~You're not really drunk until you're speaking fluent Ozzy Osbourne.
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The Gnome
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Northern Star
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~~Tam~ You can bury all your troubles by digging in the dirt.
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Frogger
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oh my Cindy---I hope it is not too bad---
Bill, I'll take any job you give me---but hey, one that pays would be great!!!!
Last edited by JunieGirl; Oct 19th, 2010 at 01:07 PM.
________ Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!! .....
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Critter Keeper
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Just imagine how confused our congress will be when they can't even figure out who the heck Mr. Bill is! VOTE FOR MR. Bill!(You'll be glad you did!) They can't even figure out who congress is. Their own left hand does not recognize their right hand now. I am writing you in as Governor of Texas. You can't help but be more honest then the one we have and not too sure about his opponent.
Last edited by Jimmy V; Oct 19th, 2010 at 03:09 PM. Reason: write in for Governor
![[Linked Image]](//www.agardenersforum.com/images/graphics/buttons/jv.gif) Meet Clyde my Male Sugar Glider. Clyde says Keep it organic. GOD BLESS THE U.S.A. Pray for our Troops! Jimmy's Blog
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Patriot
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I want to be best friends with dodge.
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Patriot
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Googly yours , Mr Bill, Win the Election if you Will, Best Part comes , From Cedar Hill............ dodge - Presidential poet.
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Hot Rod
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I want to be best friends with dodge. Your arent after my loot are you ? 
PS... My horse isn't here, this is my Nitemare..
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The Gnome
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Official Problem Child!
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Under my administration, the cabinet and myself will be unpaid positions... That's OK with me...I will earn every penny of it! Did that sound right? 
[ Linked Image] ~Cinja~You're not really drunk until you're speaking fluent Ozzy Osbourne.
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Northern Star
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~~Tam~ You can bury all your troubles by digging in the dirt.
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Frogger
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Under my administration, the cabinet and myself will be unpaid positions... That's OK with me...I will earn every penny of it! Did that sound right? the entire cabinet will earn all of thier pay.......... hey Jimmy--do you think Mr Bill could be elected to Illinois as well as Texas???? We got troubles here too.
________ Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!! .....
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Purl One
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Under my administration, the cabinet and myself will be unpaid positions... That's OK with me...I will earn every penny of it! Did that sound right? the entire cabinet will earn all of thier pay.......... hey Jimmy--do you think Mr Bill could be elected to Illinois as well as Texas???? We got troubles here too. Likewise here in NY! And I really like that candidate Bill isn't shoving flyers AND phonecalls AND commercials and road signs, etc down our throats ad-nauseum!!! I cannot WAIT for these elections to be over!
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Frogger
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yea....What Lynne said !!!!!!
________ Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!! .....
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Frogger
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Hey, Mr. Bill, did ya win any offices?????
________ Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!! .....
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The Gnome
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 Naww... but I got write in votes for governor of at least four states! 
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Frogger
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Well then, perhaps next year----
Too bad ya didnt win that spot in Illinois.
________ Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!! .....
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Mr. James
The Gnome Wrangler
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Mr. James
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I wrote myself in for Oregon Governor lol
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Frogger
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Did ya win ?????
________ Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!! .....
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Can't decide between the scumbag and the sleazeball in the upcoming election? As a citizen, you have the right to write in the candidate of your choice! I'm not a democrat or republican... I don't drink tea.... Vote for ME! I'll fix what has gone wrong! 1 2 3 Vote for me! Write in Mr. Bill for whatever you will! Gnomes are Cool! Let's get rid of the current cesspool! .... 
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Critter Keeper
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Mr. Bill for President!!! He is the only honest one in the race
Meet Clyde my Male Sugar Glider. Clyde says Keep it organic. GOD BLESS THE U.S.A. Pray for our Troops! Jimmy's Blog
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Hot Rod
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I vote for WILD WILLY for president.
He is not a fool, he sits on a toadstool
PS... My horse isn't here, this is my Nitemare..
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Official Problem Child!
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I usually vote for the "lesser of the two evils"...but since I can't figure out who that is this year I wasn't planning on wasting my time voting. HOWEVER.....I will go to the poll and write-in my vote for Mr. Bill.
[ Linked Image] ~Cinja~You're not really drunk until you're speaking fluent Ozzy Osbourne.
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Purl One
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Love it Diane! So glad to see the Willy Village back again - been missing your stories!!!
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Frogger
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Love it Diane! So glad to see the Willy Village back again - been missing your stories!!! Yes !!! I have (somewhere here) all of your stories copied out & in a binder, at the "ready" so I cao read it to my grandchildren--(& now I have one--yay ) How nice it would be to add to the Saga!!! 
________ Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!! .....
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