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HOW TO BE A HOT ROD DODGE.................................;O
#137920 Oct 7th, 2007 at 08:01 AM
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How to be a hot rod dodge!!!!!!!!!!!!
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20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity


1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don t use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you
go out to eat with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Alon g At The Opera

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.

It's Called! Therapy.


That's my story and I am sticking to it. devil



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dodge #137923 Oct 7th, 2007 at 08:06 AM
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lol lol lol what ever works Huh Dodge? lol lol


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angelblossom #137928 Oct 7th, 2007 at 08:41 AM
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lol Loving the hairdryer one.


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Sunflowers #137939 Oct 7th, 2007 at 09:02 AM
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I like the coffey one!


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You're gonna drive me to drinkin'
If ya don't stop drivin that HOT, ROD, Lincoln....


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Thornius #137950 Oct 7th, 2007 at 09:34 AM
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Thanks .

i liked most of them.



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#137962 Oct 7th, 2007 at 09:53 AM
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Welcome to the club Cindy......I enjoy a clean prank.......

Once I had gotten annoyed at my 2nd grade son , coming home and making me go to the store for supplys for school.. At 4 I am usually lookin my worst ..Hair unless I am told to wash it and curl.

After the umpteeth time......i figured I'd show him .
I put on a stupid wig........When we were leaving the story, he was in the back seat an I in the front.........
There was to ladies going into a car and kept staring at me .. Hair

So I just looked straight ahead , not at them.. Said to son, watch this......
He hollers OH NO.
I pulled the wig off while they were staring................ha ha ha lol

yikes
Son was careful what he asked afer that one...

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Went to the hospital to visit my brother and decieded to have fun.. I put on a Black wig ......My gosh it worked so well, he didnt know me.. ha ha
He was sick.


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JunieGirl #138152 Oct 8th, 2007 at 06:20 AM
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ps..........
Son doesnt trust me now..lol lol


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dodge #138935 Oct 9th, 2007 at 05:34 PM
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5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso


I decaffed Johnny's tea a few years back. He had a headache for days and thought he was sick. When he was "better" I told him what I had done. He was furious. I have never decaffed myself.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

Johnny has signed checks and credit vouchers as Elvis Pressley many times and no one ever says a thing.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

My friends already call me by my wrestling name Volcano Jane.

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Bestofour #138958 Oct 9th, 2007 at 06:25 PM
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lol cute sheri!


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