A man walks into a Dentist's office.
Man: Can you help me? I think I am a moth.
Dentist: You don't need a Dentist, you need a Psychiatrist.
Man: Yes, I know.
Dentist: Then why did you come in here?
Man: The lights were on.
Kingdoms RAGE and go to war...but the PEasants plant potatoes..
EARTH FIRST! (we'll strip-mine the OTHER planets later.)