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Sep 28th, 2007 at 05:24 PM
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Have you ever wondered about these things???Can you cry under water?
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'.. but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
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Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
"Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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#134736
Sep 28th, 2007 at 06:01 PM
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Diane, I'd hate to think of having to carry YOUR luggage if it didn't have wheels! I Knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
"Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
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Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours
Must have been a menopausal woman who said that. She probably DID wake up every 2 hours.
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Little Sprout
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I've read that stuff somewhere before.. it's all like obvious stuff that should have been easy to figure out, or simple stuff, that just doesn't make sense1 I sorta like the toast at said 'horrible crisp'...
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Too funny.
~~Tam~ You can bury all your troubles by digging in the dirt.
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...((Why did you just try singing the two songs above?)))..... Just to make sure!!! ...((If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?)).....That's awful!!!! ...((Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'.. but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?)))....It must be a political thing, and the government gets it!!
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The Man
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i've read this before too and loved it! i emailed it to some friends and one actually emailed me an answer to each questions and I quote "I don't know" lol I've really never though of these before!
Helping the world one seed at a time When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. Mary Ann LaPensee
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Twinkle
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Twinkle
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these are funny and i have wondered about some of them myself! here's one....why do they swab the arm before a lethal injection?
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here's one....why do they swab the arm before a lethal injection? Like it makes a difference
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