Oh, Jessica, some of us are just being a little humorously fresh, is all.
When some of the disgruntled people left, they said they were leaving because the forum has turned into The Cindy and Bill Show. It was a ridiculous statement to make. So, we are just having a little fun with it.
Merme *Joyfully enjoying the show*
We were given two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to listen & two legs to walk. But why were we given only one heart? The other heart was given to another for us to find.
For sure! If they put Cindy's Comedy Club which Bill renamed Cindy Classics, on TV it would for sure be the best thing on TV. She should be a stand-up (or fall down!!) commedian!!! She'd be rich!!!
What I think is the saddest thing of all is, this woman has every blessing one could hope for in life. She has good looks, her health, a nice husband, two beautiful children and a new home. So why isn't she off being busy enjoying herself and all her blessings? Why is she so miserable she has to act this hostile against people who've never caused her any real harm? It is both sad and bizarre.
Merme
We were given two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to listen & two legs to walk. But why were we given only one heart? The other heart was given to another for us to find.
This could be a new reality show. The entire forum could live in a big house together and Dr. Phil could counsel the people who are harrassing Cindy and Bill.
You would all be drawing straws to see who HAD to stay in and clean and cook if you all lived together. I'm just trying to imagine how Bill would handle living with all the females.
~Tina
Drama Free Zone. What every gardener loves the most, Begins and ends in rich compost. (Tina)
You would all be drawing straws to see who HAD to stay in and clean and cook if you all lived together. I'm just trying to imagine how Bill would handle living with all the females.
You could do all my laundry!!!! She can get almost any stain out ya know?
I wish I liked doing laundry, I'm trying to talk Mark into putting a stacke washer and dryer in our upstairs linen closet....if I didn't have to go up and down 2 sets of step steps I think I'd enjoy it more.
I like doing laundry too. On time I washed a mouse - no joke. I found it when I was taking the clothes from the washer to go into the dryer. Glad I didn't dry it too.
OMG! I'd die! I would absoulutely DIE!!!!! I think it would scar me from doing laundry again! When I lived with my sister we had a few mice...one ran out from under the couch and I jumped on the couch so fast!!! My niece was 5 at the time and said, Auntie Laura why are you so scared...it's just a little mouse, it can't hurt you.
My daughter and I saw one run into our fire place a couple of years ago and I tried to torch the poor thing with Johnny's blow torch. Ruined my gas logs.
I washed a mouse just this weekend. At my friends house who are gone. I decided to toss the towels and dust covers in for a rinse out. I guess a mousr had a nest up in the unused washer nether regions. It was not a pretty site.
~Tina
Drama Free Zone. What every gardener loves the most, Begins and ends in rich compost. (Tina)
My daughter and I saw one run into our fire place a couple of years ago and I tried to torch the poor thing with Johnny's blow torch. Ruined my gas logs.
mice don't "bother" me, but my worst mouse story was when i was a reasonably newly wed teenager (i'd been married about a year or so). a mouse ran across the kitchen floor while i had a dust mop in my hand. i was talking to my grandmother on the phone at the time, and just reaction, i trapped it. then, asked granny what to do then. she said i had to step on it and she stayed on the phone with me until i did. that was awful.. but, i'd do it again to keep it away from my kids!
If we all lived together in one big house on one big piece of land, think of the legends we'd inspire!
Over 12,000 people talking all at once!
And just how DO you feed that many for a sit down dinner, anyway?
Merme
We were given two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to listen & two legs to walk. But why were we given only one heart? The other heart was given to another for us to find.
Mice did someone say mice Ohhhhhhhhhh I'm not good with mice, rats ,or possums Can't even look at a dead one I want to EUUUUUUUUrl immediatley I always get the dry heaves when I see one!!! EUWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
"Grace without perfection is more to be desired than perfection without grace."
I burned a mouse up in a toaster once...didn't mean to. I put bread in and pushed the thing down...it popped up about 5 seconds later. I pushed it back down...and when i turned away it popped back up...and a mouse came crawling out (very slowly) and it was on fire. I felt so bad.
Cindy that's gross!!!!!! it was on fire??? What did you do with it??!!!!
It crawled very slowly behind the counter while i stood there freaking out...the next morning I found it dead...with little zig zag marks on it from the toaster burner thing. Kinda like the marks I had on my tongue after I licked the electric flyswatter Bill sent me for Christmas.
Every time I think of that I'm ROFLMAO!!!!! You are a crazy woman!!!! That's just one of the many reason I love you!!!!
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