ummmmmmmmmmmm........... OUCH!!!! The cockeyed bridge collapsed today when I walked out to say hello to my fishies. Being a Gnome with perfect balance I easily rode out the crash, however, while trying to climb off the bridge, I slipped on the slime, bounced on my tooshie, and did an exceptional swan flop into the pond! I should probably blame Mr. Marky for my bruises because if he had done a couple shots on the bridge, it probably would have been Dan doing the header through the Lily pads. I suppose I will just use the standards here and "blame Cindy" and think of it as "taking one" to keep her from falling in her pond on her way out of town.... OK.... this bruise, all the ouches and my soggy socks are just for YOU Ms. Cindy! Stay dry!!!